Peter Lewis

Three small people call me Google or Dad. Daydreams of a warm beach where we can build sandcastles together and read adventure stories

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Taking back control of our borders

[Peter Lewis @Dragonpete]

@9to5mac “Fixing” a problem that doesn’t exist. Button works!

[Peter Lewis @Dragonpete]

@DeeSwanseaBay1 @RobJones400 Retiring - seriously?! Thought he was still in his forties!

[Capel Lofft @CapelLofft]

The comedy ineptness of this government is captured nicely by the fact that they are simultaneously pursuing an Academic Freedom Bill defending free speech at the same time as they're also advancing an Online Safety Bill which could dramatically undermine free speech. Cretinous

[Peter Lewis @Dragonpete]

@whs_newyork This code seems to work OK

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

"Unless we provide a safe route, we are complicit with the people smugglers", wise words from Lord Kerr, @pritipatel are you listening?

[Peter Lewis @Dragonpete]

@DHCWales Wishing you all the best, Gary

[Peter Lewis @Dragonpete]

@rickygervais @petercrouch He just whispered to the dog “sorry mate, you’ll have to take the lead vocal”

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

A piece of advice from ‘The Rules of Dancing’, a book from 1529 about dance etiquette: ‘Never fart when you are dancing: grit your teeth and compel your arse to hold back the fart.’

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

I think it was really unfair to interview Matt Hancock while he was being chased by a bear after crashing his motorbike.

[Anna Soubry 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇦🇪🇺🖤🤍 @Anna_Soubry]

.@BrookesTimes

[Peter Lewis @Dragonpete]

Amazing range of work, always loved Angel Heart. Amazing talent to bring Mississippi Burning and Bugsy Malone to life #AlanParkerRIP

[Screen International @Screendaily]

Breaking: Alan Parker, filmmaker and giant of the UK industry, dies aged 76 https://t.co/tcJE5gtmm1

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Every time you think these people have reached the very bottom of the barrel...
Every. Single. Time.

[Bella Lack @BellaLack]

Everyone should see this by the @BornFreeFDN

[Neville Page @NevillePage]

I changed my mind, I’m voting Trump!

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

the room next door - Priti Patel

[Emma Dolan @JustMissEmma]

Today’s mood:

[Peter Lewis @Dragonpete]

@simonday24 @BigBoyler Pointless!