Drake Ceperley

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be Kind. Always.

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And the Lord said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."

But John came fifth and got a toaster

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@deangus_ D xd Cp

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@_ydnA_ @allymarcella I tend to agree with Andy on this subject.

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@michaelaedson Point proven.

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@michaelaedson Literally haven’t even thought of this movie in years but now have Family of Me stuck in my head. Also I remember Rockin the Suburbs was way too jammin.

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What’s a parasite that doesn’t need a host?

-The Eiffel Tower

(This ones a bit tougher than usual but I believe you guys can get it)

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What kind of horses will only go out while you’re asleep?

-Nightmares

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How do potatoes resolve fights?

-They hash it out.

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@hey_its_bai Whew. Questions were rising there for a bit. But thanks for setting me straight.

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@dallinrickabau1 You’re just thinking about it wrong. It’s not grease. It’s free flavor juice. When you think about it that way, it kind of makes it sound like a bargain huh?

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Why are fish so easy to weigh?

-They come with their own scales

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@shelby_l_s Doesn’t it though?! You can’t even put it into words

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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

-Towels

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@_ydnA_ Oh I’m so down. I want in!

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@omguah Yes

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@_barret_ Say it loud, and say it proud brother! There are more of us out there!

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@michaelaedson I’d say you’re pretty close with most. But Fantasia and Fantasia 2000 at the lowest tier?! Figure it out. Also, Bolt should be way lower, while you could bump up A Bugs Life and Big Hero 6. A few others here and there.

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@bella__rhae Doesn’t even resemble the LeTourneau L-2350. Like maybe in a super weird abstract way, but not at all what I meant.

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@bella__rhae The LeTourneau L-2350. Otherwise known as the world record holder for biggest earth mover

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@Harper_Palmer Just in case anyone is wondering, no I did not have that premade. I spent a solid 10 minutes preparing that. I really hope you enjoyed the notes I made.