Drake Gentile

I make your girlfriend wetter than the ice when the sniped water bottle hits it

[Drake Gentile @DrakeGentileEgo]

@NHL @NHLdotcom Me

[Drake Gentile @DrakeGentileEgo]

@BauerHockey can you save me from having to use the team-issued Warrior stick this season? I actually want to score

[Drake Gentile @DrakeGentileEgo]

@ashley_collins @DrakeGentile23 You were actually in my friend zone, don't get it confused

[Drake Gentile @DrakeGentileEgo]

@coreyferrier_56 you're only saying "fuck tires" because you have no wheels

[Drake Gentile @DrakeGentileEgo]

@Neek_Beek don't worry bud, I scored off the ice where it matters

[Drake Gentile @DrakeGentileEgo]

Another team bus ride today? When is the team train going to happen?

[Drake Gentile @DrakeGentileEgo]

@andrew_storey23 just told me how a hockey game is like an onion "with many layers" or some shit. I swear he is actually Shrek.

[Drake Gentile @DrakeGentileEgo]

Told the other goalie not to even bother putting his gear on. I'm going to undress him anyway #GameDay

[Drake Gentile @DrakeGentileEgo]

@austin_petty32 you're the starting goalie? Yikes #WorkOnYourGlove

[Drake Gentile @DrakeGentileEgo]

Good morning peasants. I had a nightmare I only scored 3 goals this weekend. Could you imagine that?

[Austin Fullmer @austinfulmerego]

Our million dollar contracts can't keep us apart 💕💸 #squadgoals

[Drake Gentile @DrakeGentileEgo]

I'm rooming with a house league player, a guy who's name is actually semen, and a guy who can't go 5 minutes without touching his hair

[Drake Gentile @DrakeGentileEgo]

Hey @CCMHockey can you make a durable stick? On the bright side, I look like fucking Goliath snapping twigs

[Drake Gentile @DrakeGentileEgo]

How many goals should I score this weekend?

[Drake Gentile @DrakeGentileEgo]

Formal request: When I get my hat trick this weekend, I want panties thrown instead of hats

[Drake Gentile @DrakeGentileEgo]

Scrimmage tonight? More like make my team look like bitches tonight. Watch out petty

[Drake Gentile @DrakeGentileEgo]

I'm too fucking good at hockey. LTU's lucky I turned down an NCAA offer and titties from state to come to Southfield #TheNextOne