Drake Puns

Puns and misquotes from your favorite rapper.

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"That's when they smile in my face, whole time they wanna take my grace" Drake's when he tries to say grace but people keep interrupting him

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"You take my dove for granted, I just don't understand it" Drake after performing a classic magic trick and receiving no applause

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"That's why I need a-one lance" Drake picking out his costume and accessories for a renaissance festival

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"Okay, you need to get sun, sun, sun, sun..." Drake telling Rihanna that it's almost summer and a great time to be outdoors

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"I see em shrieking they know something coming (woo!)" Drake watching a horror movie with his friends

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"I know when that tree vine swing... that can only mean one thing..." Drake watching Tarzan

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@hussein_bolt_ @Louay_Hussein ever since I left the city Lou Lou Lou... Lou and me we just don't get along...

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"Now that I’m here baby show me a good crime” -Drake getting together with some friends to watch a thrilling heist movie

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"You use to call me on my hell phone" (Happy Halloween, from Drake Puns)

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@rap_puns can I get a shout out for coming up with that one? I write my own puns, no matter what @MeekMill says

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"You use to call me on my shell phone"

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"All I gotta do is put my mind to this skit" Drake getting mentally prepared for a performance with his improv comedy team

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"I was running through the 6 with my clothes" Drake racing to the laundromat with some laundry, realizing it's about to be closing time

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"I haven't had a good chime in a long time, you know I..." Drake getting together with his acapella club after a while for a jam session

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"I was running through the 6 with my hose" Drake running outside to his garden after he forgot to water his plants

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If you're reading this tweet, it's too late.

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“Sunny over everything, sunny on my mind” -Drake drinking Sunny D on a warm and beautiful day

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“I took a chance with my tart... and I feel it taking over” -Drake experimenting with a new dessert recipe.

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“No new cleanse, no new cleanse, no new cleanse no no new” Drake refuting the effectiveness of the latest juice cleanse fad