👑✨Meltdown King✨👑

Allowing the septic tank of my mind to just tweet at this point I just like trying to make people laugh

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I want my children and grandchildren to inherit national parks and polar bears, not data centres and dry riverbeds.

[Lise 🏳️‍⚧️ @N4pstr]

AND I DONT WANNA SEE A SINGLE MOTHERFUCKER BLAMING VALVE FOR THIS

please direct all your hatred to sam altman elon musk and all the other AI techbros ruining the world

[⚡️スパイディ7はこちら⚡️ @7Spideycomics]

This would’ve been like 400 bucks if yall werent using AI for stupid shit

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Racists when Latinos exist in Texas

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

it’s so cool how rich ppl make our lives so much worse by making us deal with massive problems they caused

[goma @soigomaa]

Days without a billionaire saying something purely evil: 0

[Pocket @islandthembo]

the backflip like girl your friends are drowning…

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This is enough money to cover universal free college for every US student for nearly a decade btw

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

It was two in the morning, the hour when even the bravest samurai retires to his bedroll, yet here, a fortress of light beckoned me from the darkness.

Every castle I have ever known has fallen. Fire, siege, taxes. Eight hundred years of my family learning one lesson: nothing stays open forever.

This house has never closed.

Not for storms. Not for holidays. Not for the hour when even the moon looks tired. I asked the waitress when they lock the doors.

"We don't have locks, hon."

No locks. I own walls, moats, and a sword older than this country, and I have never once said anything that powerful.

Inside, a cook was scraping the grill at 2 a.m. with the calm of a man guarding something. I asked if he was the night watch.

"I'm Darnell."

A trucker two stools down raised his coffee. "Place stayed open during the hurricane," he said. "FEMA's got a whole index about it."

An index. The government of this nation measures disasters by whether THIS HOUSE is still standing. In Japan, we measured a clan's strength by its castle. Same thing. Theirs serves waffles.

I ordered. I ate. I confess what happened next.

I did not want to leave. The night outside was large. The booth was warm. I am a grown warrior, and I sat in a yellow fortress at 3 a.m. feeling protected by hash browns.

A castle does not promise to stand forever. It simply leaves the lights on.

I drive past at night now. Just to check. The lights are always on.

Sentries of the griddle — I see you. Hold the line.

[Trevor Allen 🩺 🥼 @TrevorAllenMD]

I get the feeling this is the exact person who would have bullied the hell out of you for liking Yu-Gi-Oh! back in High School.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

The same people who said masks were "literally 1984" think this is fine.

[Troy Westwood @TroyWestwood]

Donald Trump raped kids.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Yeah so this is insane, actually.

[Charlie Cummings @klaytheist11]

Bang. Fuck you @UHC you lecherous freaks

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I want my children and their children to inherit national parks and polar bears, not data centres and dry riverbeds.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

Wow, if you read this you might get the impression that trump is getting ready to steal the next election! And you’d be right.

[mar @kantozard]

i am no longer asking. i am DEMANDING