Drake Sather

Drake Sather (May 24, 1959 – March 3, 2004) was an American stand-up comedian.

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@Keithreza "Tell Kieth [sic] the funniest man in the world will always love him."

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The funniest man in the world died today. RIP, Irving G. Friedmann, retired typesetter from Boise, Idaho. He brought a lot of laughs to his pet birds.

(RIP, @normmacdonald)

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Thanks to #DonGiller for preserving all three #DavidLetterman spots: https://t.co/LVZvBOCPNB

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Late Night with David Letterman in '87. https://t.co/ALNrsKxnz6

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From Comics Only. https://t.co/NOWjv7IZ6V

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From the 13th Annual Young Comedians Special.
http://t.co/XnshFp28vz

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Live at IGBY'S in West Hollywood circa 1988.
http://t.co/qbrCeaB8UV

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My wife thinks I'm too nosey. At least, that's what she keeps scribbling in her DIARY.

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Women are always encouraged to go natural. If men got pregnant: epidural the whole 9 months, morphine drip, shooting cocaine into scrotums.

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I got married last year. It was kind of a solemn Catholic ceremony... on Las Vegas Boulevard.

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I dated this girl that I thought was the Antichrist. Turns out she wasn't quite the Antichrist. One night I shaved her head and it said 665.

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Wife said, "Drake, you never make me climax." I said, "Look, I don't make anybody do anything. That's your little project from now on, ok?"

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An Evening at the Improv (32:52)
http://t.co/8pCi3i4yhQ

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Star Search 1988 (#3)
http://t.co/V9dm2XJVmO

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Star Search 1988 (#2)
http://t.co/TluMnweu84

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I did have crabs once though, and that's the closet I ever wanna come to having an entourage.

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Fresno's a town where once you've masturbated, the day's pretty much shot. Pace urself once U get 2 Fresno. Don't go hogwild on the 1st day.

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Rice cakes. What a great tastry these are, huh? Actually, rice cakes aren't bad if you put enough frosting on them.

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So many bran cereals! There's RaisinBran,OatBran,BranChex. This latest one–IDK if I misread it. I swear it was called BranBlowingOutYourButt

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Hair in a ponytail.
Parents: "Does that mean you're gay?"
"No, doesn't mean I'm gay. It's just the way my live-in male-companion likes it."