Drake Hebert

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Being an adult is texting your significant other from Costco, and both of you being excited over finding cutting boards that grip on the bottom.

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@alilanzaa

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@tchrisnasty Boost mobile

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Dear Lafayette,
Your cell reception is ass.

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🥭🍅🥭🍅

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Makes you wanna what?

[A L I @alilanzaa]

losing the tv remote makes me wanna throw my dog at the wall.

[tchris🌬️❤️‍🔥 @tchrisnasty]

Ali goin to hell

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This how Ali greets me after she finishes watching the season finale of our shows.

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🍎 🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏

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Ali thinks I can’t hear her having a full blown concert in the tub.

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@alilanzaa 😎

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@alilanzaa @jzux Why you on twitter spreading my business?

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@FrancesPrather5 @KATCTV3 After reading your response to the struggles of another. I wish your parents had been infertile.

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@rprimeaux4 @ILLENIUM @alilanzaa Mind your business Robert

[Tyler Savoie @TSAV81]

You either win with us, or you watch us win!

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You have no idea…

[Carly @carlyc001]

@em_Lazzy Ok but why am I picturing you @alilanzaa 😂

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Alright, who’s eating their Mexican pizzas with a fork?

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@CenterPoint is an absolute joke of a utility company.

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Update: I’m not homeless anymore.