"Report, Barty."
"Master, I have successfully infiltrated the school. Even Dumbledore doesn't suspect a thing. And I have gained young Potter's trust."
"Really? How?"
"When the Malfoy heiress tried to hex him, I turned her into a ferret and made her bounce up and down."
"Barty... How does this further our ends?"
"I made sure that when I turned her back, she would land in Potter's arms! He caught her and held her protectively!"
"Did she blush? Did she look like she was going to squeal in delight but held back?"
"Yes Master, and then she jumped out of his arms and yelled at him angrily! You were correct, she is clearly madly in love with Potter but just won't admit it! It's maddening, but also captivating!"
"Barty, when I return to my full power, you shall be my right hand man."
"Thank you Master!"
"And you doubted it could be done, Wormtail."
"I'm sorry Master?"
"Sorry's not good enough! CRUCIO!"