Traitor Joe

just here for the high quality void screaming

[Traitor Joe @DramaFlamingo]

I wish the pretty girl down the bar would talk to me, but she’s just here with her coworker

[Traitor Joe @DramaFlamingo]

I call it w(h)ine it’s equal parts whiskey and sparkling wine

[Traitor Joe @DramaFlamingo]

What am I supposed to do if my therapist is ghosting me?

[Traitor Joe @DramaFlamingo]

An hour for a presentation I need to do
30 mins because apparently the hour didn’t allot time for preparation, and 15 mins because I didn’t have to drive to work at rush hour.

[Traitor Joe @DramaFlamingo]

Currently 15 mins early
To showing up 30 mins early
To showing up an hour early to work

[Traitor Joe @DramaFlamingo]

@neutralmomjeans I want someone with no context to read this

[Traitor Joe @DramaFlamingo]

Yo I think my supervisor wants to fuck me.

[Traitor Joe @DramaFlamingo]

I need to smother someone with love before I Ted Mosby myself

[Traitor Joe @DramaFlamingo]

Rose just fell into the tub and proceeded to claw at my stomach before leaping out to soak the rest of my apartment. I’m in pian both physically and from laughing so hard

[Traitor Joe @DramaFlamingo]

Why do they always have boyfriends 😭

[Traitor Joe @DramaFlamingo]

Maybe it’s just the side of YouTube I’m on, but seriously is anybody on @sssniperwolf side?

[Traitor Joe @DramaFlamingo]

My uncle died of prescription drug abuse, that’s why I treat all my drugs like the Queen they are.

[Traitor Joe @DramaFlamingo]

Ketamine tastes gross

[Traitor Joe @DramaFlamingo]

Why would you plan maintenance on your government website dedicated to student loans on the day repayment starts again?!?!

[Traitor Joe @DramaFlamingo]

Is tn the night i try special K?

[Traitor Joe @DramaFlamingo]

Ngl my new twitter handle is way better than the old one

[Traitor Joe @DramaFlamingo]

I drank half a can of redbull and filled it up with boxed wine cuz I don’t want feelings anymore.

[Traitor Joe @DramaFlamingo]

I once taught a classmate how to smoke a cigarette. She smoked a lot of weed, but it was truly medical. It was odd to know she’s never really felt the want to smoke tobacco.

[Jared Holt @jaredlholt]

Local news station deserves a medal for the script on this segment

[I Think You Should Affirm 👕🧍 @youshouldaffirm]

He thought it would be interesting