tea & loathing

✌🏻 aspiring nepotism baby

[tea & loathing @DramaNotWar]

@lenadunham if you ever need inspiration sister… i’ll send you my therapy notes.

[Matthew @mattyshanegang]

Tonight is going to be a Tubi original movie

[plume⋆˚꩜｡ @brownsugaaaa3]

I’m confused as to why yall expected a cunty project from a 40 year old Republican white woman

[Dolo 👁‍🗨 @e38]

New first date idea unlocked

[mariana @pastapilled]

Apocalypse indicator

[RINA. @LAVIDAPRADA]

i think the most attractive thing a man can do other than shutting up is building shit

[tea & loathing @DramaNotWar]

yesferatu

[culture @notgwendalupe]

this was my Gladiator

[helen @helen]

one thing i’ve learned is that if u have a hint of joi de vivre and a sprinkle of whimsy, a lot of people will want you dead

[chris @ATR3lDES]

when you say you enjoy sports as a woman and they start asking what the players had for breakfast 3 days ago

[bsky.app/profile/iridescentaudio.co.uk @iridescentaudio]

Do something that scares you every day.
If you do that, then each day, little by little, you will be scared. Every day will be scary, and your life will be very scary. 💫

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

The thinking man's Ozempic

[tea & loathing @DramaNotWar]

airplane p*ssy

[s 🍉🍒🎄 @saucherie]

daily affirmations: you pretty he ugly you swan he frog

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

i’ve been saying this for years.

[Duolingo @duolingo]

fluent in yappanese

[jax @jaxipadd]

bitches in chicago be like “beach day”

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“Presidential candidate Robert Kennedy meets Hawk Tuah girl at Nic Carter’s Karate Comba-”

You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.