lil’ rat

theatre makeup/wig/hair person "a bag of dicks and a big bitch." my opinions are my own, we do NOT need to agree to be respectful

[lil’ rat @DramaticBitch6]

I love my sister.

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So....like.....church was actually good today?

[lil’ rat @DramaticBitch6]

@molly_moo_who Jesus, I know so many women in the church that are on bc for reasons ranging from not wanting to get pregnant to health concerns.

What happened to agency? Interesting.

[lil’ rat @DramaticBitch6]

@ElleMaeGal @byu_sapphic Also,

LDS YA: I dont want to get married....or have kids.

Church: *stares* ......but like you’ll change your mind eventually.

[sophie power @XSophiepower]

CRYING omg they did not see her there

[lil’ rat @DramaticBitch6]

I hate when people only respond to my first question in an email.

Read the whole damn thing, please.

[lil’ rat @DramaticBitch6]

@delia_p “This is unclear.” - you dumbass this doesnt make any sense to anyone.

[lil’ rat @DramaticBitch6]

THIS THREAD. SO MUCH OF THIS.

[lil’ rat @DramaticBitch6]

THERES LIKE SMALL CRUMBS OF TRUTH AND I LIKE THOSE CRUMBS BUT IS IT WORTH THE WHOLE FUCKING AWFUL CAKE FOR A FEW GOOD MINUTE PIECES?

[lil’ rat @DramaticBitch6]

@zach_m_s Setting a timer now.

[lil’ rat @DramaticBitch6]

@Seriousmom_shit Im a makeup artist and cannot blend eyeshadows on myself to save my life.

[lil’ rat @DramaticBitch6]

I love when everyone assumes I skip because I dont want to go.

My dog just had major surgery and isnt doing well. I already feel terrible about this, dont add your guilt on me. Thats not my fucking responsibility.

I dont want a meeting. Stop asking.

[Barbie Girl in a Bad Place™️ world @missmarajade]

Conservative parents: You know that you can talk to us about anything, right?

Me: *tries to talk about LGBTQ+ rights, feminism, racism, gender equality, sex education*

Conservative parents: wait, noooo!!!!!

[lil’ rat @DramaticBitch6]

I enjoy my friends but when they get loud drunk I get so fucking annoyed.

Like, shut the fuck up.

[lil’ rat @DramaticBitch6]

@nickykens Like edible cookie dough that i made myself and since its edible theres no eggs

[lil’ rat @DramaticBitch6]

@nickykens Book: Birdbox (so much better than the film)
TV show: Zumbo’s Just Desserts
Food: eggless cookie dough😋
Person: my dog who just got surgery and is pathetic and loopy and so cute

[lil’ rat @DramaticBitch6]

Just dropped my dog off to get her spay and cherry eye surgery and catch me crying in my car.

[lil’ rat @DramaticBitch6]

It’s thirsty hours and I have no one to be thirsty with

[lil’ rat @DramaticBitch6]

Pet peeve:
People who just tug at the bathroom stall door. For fucksake, just knock! What happened to knocking?!

[lil’ rat @DramaticBitch6]

@latterdaybi

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“Oh really, David? Okay, well you try being shanghaied and having to NEGOTIATE IN CANTONESE, DAVID, your way out of David Geffen’s meth lab with only the orphans you’ve freed, David. Ugh!”