Capel Drans

Be happy and giggles

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

As you’ve made profits from your business this month or collected your salary from work, you need to consider these saving plans:

• High Yield Real Estate Investment - 25% p.a
• ⁠Normal locked savings - 21% p.a
• ⁠Presto plan (upfront interest) - 17.4% p.a
• ⁠Emergency funds (withdraw anytime) - 17% p.a

If you are obsessed with the kind of soft life where your money works for you, you should really consider Ladda.

[Avril Amaka @avrilamaka]

Nigerian striker Oriola Sunday recently joined my team, Sydney FC, and went viral after seeing a pelican for the first time in Australia. He was absolutely mesmerised by the size of it. 😂 Fast forward to the weekend he scores his first goal for us and celebrates with a pelican dance. 😭❤️

He's now known as the Pelican Man to all of us Aussies.

How can you not love this man? 😂

[IFEANYịCHUKWU!! @OgbajiIfeanyi]

@SirLeoBDasilva, will you spare a few minutes with the Onitsha Business Hangout community during halftime?

You can't come to Onitsha and leave just like that.

[MESIOYE ABDUL-QUADRI || OGUN DIGITAL SUMMIT 2026 @q_mesioye]

Unai Simon wasn’t in laliga team of the year
Not in UCL team of the year

Not even in the World Cup team of the year

How come he’s the best goal keeper in the world?

[Stiles @stilessishim]

Messi in 5th and Olise is in 10th

Cristiano Ronaldo what a guy

[Hugh Murray @hughmurray1894]

In light of the Ballon d’Or ceremony tonight, I want to remind people that in 2023 Erling Haaland scored 54 goals, broke every record under the sun in England, won the Premier league, Champions League and FA Cup, and did NOT win it.

Joke award.

[Capel Drans @DransCapel]

There was a time @spiRiituaL explained the importance of 1.30 odds, since then I haven't looked big odds with same eyes, went to an account I opened specifically for the profits, well all I can say is God is good.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Even with the gambling..

You can grow slowly

But everybody wan chop 200m with 1k

[Ayinla™ @small_kilo]

He definitely knows they are not watch enthusiast with the kind of watches they wear, if any of them was wearing an H.Moser & Cie, Vacheron Constantin, Jaeger-LeCoultre, Ulysse Nardin or A.Lange and Söhne, that would easily start up another conversation entirely.

[🦉 🧘🏽‍♂️spiRituaL🧘🏽‍♂️ @spiRiituaL]

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[Remplug @remplug]

🇺🇸 Open Box Google Pixel 11 Pro XL | eSIM Unlocked

256GB💰 ₦1,150,000

[Capel Drans @DransCapel]

@ossaivictor1_ The way una de take analyze things sef, did you know whether there's water issues or road issues or security issues in Frame one that made her relocate to 2, everything must not be Mutual funds, allow people to live there life

[BETFUSE @BETFUSE1]

Thanks so much my bro @Mrbankstips
This gift choke oo
God blessings always 🙏❤️

[CHECK YOUR DM @DrightSauce]

Today’s deal (1) 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

iPhone 📱 18 pro max in burgundy

Physical + E sim 512GB

🏷️ 1,800,000

Battery 🔋 health -100%

One time offer

Save 🧤 over 400,000 on this

[grandson @Grandsoncr7]

You sabotaged Pogba and forced yourself into the spotlight as the main man.

McTominay was sold because you were competing with him for the second-striker position.

You sabotaged Ronaldo and manipulated the narrative to make yourself look like the saint.

You refused to let Ronaldo take penalties despite being a midfielder while he was competing for the Golden Boot.

When Ronaldo left, you went into interviews and painted him as the problem, claiming United was now playing as a team.

You enjoyed every bit of it when it was happening to others. Now, it’s your turn to taste your own medicine.

Proper 🐀.

[𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐠 @iamklausenberg]

Even a woman agrees with me that you don't take women seriously 😒

[Capel Drans @DransCapel]

@harunaphorl Massive sales bro, hopefully it will make sense and the price will be alright

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

First rule of tech: don’t throw your money into the first version of any brand. Always wait for subsequent releases. Goes for updates too.

The moment Apple decided to start 120Hz display, it started with iPhone 13 Pro and Pro Max. 💀

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

full breakdown of everything i play games with. you don’t have to buy everything here.
you can pick out the essentials.

redmi monitor - 600k
speakers - JBL 104 BT $200
PS5 - 850k
chair - 210k
table - 180k
controllers - dualsense edge (350k), normal dualsense controllers x2 (240k)
light bar - 40k
monitor arm - 190k

[Olayinka Post @0xYinka]

Wizarab mahn... what a guy.

he came to @CitiLounge with Cross to eat the full goat platter, then the next day he made a post about the platter challenge also sponsoring couple of winners for the challenge.

Since then, we have sold a lot of full goat platter and a number of them specifically mentioned his name for being the reason why they came. All these without collecting a dime and instead even paid out of pocket for some winners.

This is me saying Thank you @Wizarab10. I really appreciate gaan.

Meanwhile, now that we know you guys can eat a lot 🤦🏾... we are refining the challenge to 3 people. If 3 people can finish the full goat, they get a refund.
You can also just come in with your crew to eat the full goat too. DM @CitiLounge for reservation.

Offer valid while stock lasts oooooo cos I no trust una.

[Capel Drans @DransCapel]

@neo_officialll Na 24 ultra you post sooo...