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Don: A daughter. A lover. Fumbling. Fervor. A door opens. He sees it. Her father. A moment to define them by what comes next. A message. Coffee? She comes down. With HER. To warmth. Like a cup of coffee. Douwe Egberts. It smells like this.
Pete: Like what?
Don: Love, Pete. Love.

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EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS COFFEE ADVERTISEMENT

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@stoolpresidente IT MUST SUCK TO BE DAVE PORTNOY
TO SEETHE AT THE ADVENT OF JOY
OF A VICTORY SO VERY LONG DENIED
KNICKS WIN IN FIVE

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@MAGAVoice THE PARTY BUS GOT A LITTLE FEISTY
THE PARTY TO KEEP GOING NIGHTLY
NEW FREE BUSES FROM MAMDANI WILL DRIVE
KNICKS WIN IN FIVE

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@JWalters314 The left and the middle are still celebrating
They're responding not with hate but joy
Whatever they were looking for, they're getting deprived
KNICKS WIN IN FIVE

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@D162Michele No one cares about this clown show
The algo is still showing NBA history
His birthday party is a dive
KNICKS WIN IN FIVE

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@ginamilan_ NYC IS ENTERTAINING THE WORLD
OUR LEADERS ARE BEING GOOD HOSTS
THE BIG APPLE IS COMPLETELY ALIVE
KNICKS WIN IN FIVE

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@TrumpWarRoom @nyknicks YOU GOT BOOED DURING THE BANNER
YOU WERE SNOOZING BY THE 3RD QUARTER
YOU LOST GAME FOUR BY KILLING THE VIBE
YOU LEAVE AND KNICKS WIN IN FIVE

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@OwenShroyer1776 KNICKS WIN IN FIVE!

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@Savsays THE WORLD CUP GETS CRAZIER THAN THIS
NEW FANS CELEBRATING WITH NEW YORK FANS
THE CITY WILL GO HOME AT SUNRISE
KNICKS WIN IN FIVE

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@nicksortor THE BUS IS FOR PARTYING
THE DANCING WILL STOP AT DAWN
THE HEART OF NY IS ALIVE
KNICKS WIN IN FIVE

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@LizzySavetsky SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ACCESSIBILITY
SHE SPEAKS ONE LANGUAGE BADLY
HER SURGERY LOOKS LIKE FIRST WIVES'
KNICKS WIN IN FIVE

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@JackPosobiec WE HAVE MORE THAN THAT DANCING IN PARK SLOPE BROOKLYN RIGHT NOW. KNICKS WIN IN FIVE.

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@jackunheard THAT'S FOR NYC. KNICKS WIN IN FIVE.

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@mjfree LUCKILY NO ONE WILL CARE OR WATCH THIS IDIOCY BECAUSE KNICKS WIN IN FIVE

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@JimmyFalk_55 @MAGAVoice THE FEELING WHEN YOUR PERSONAL BIRTHDAY GETS OVERSHADOWED BY THE MOST TALENTED AND DIVERSE TEAM WINNING EVERYTHING FOR THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD

KNICKS IN FIVE

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@MAGAVoice WE HAVE FIREWORKS TO CELEBRATE THE HARDEST WORKING, MOST DIVERSE, MOST TALENTED TEAM IN THE NBA IN THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD. KNICKS WIN IN FIVE.

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@BasedMikeLee THE EVENT IS GETTING RAINED ON
FIGHTS WILL BE COVERED IN GNATS
HE'S HATED BY ALL HIS WIVES
KNICKS WIN IN FIVE

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@JakeFleshner MY PITCH DECK IS A WAFFLE
MY BURN RATE IS WE'RE PRE-BROKE
MY HOOK IS UBER WITHOUT THE DRIVE
KNICKS IN FIVE

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@JamieBonkiewicz AND YET NO ONE WILL WATCH BECAUSE KNICKS IN FIVE

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@nicksortor NYPD GETTING NEW ELECTRIC VEHICLES BECAUSE KNICKS IN FIVE WITH THE MOST DIVERSE, HARDWORKING TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPORT AND SOME SLIGHTLY EAGER FANS

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@sidrosenberg19 NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DUMB TAKE BECAUSE KNICKS IN FIVE WITH THE MOST DIVERSE, HARDWORKING TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPORT