Don Draper

Advertising is based on happiness. We make the lie, we invent want.

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

My dad was 41, 42, he died in an accident. My mother died in childbirth. She was 22, I think.

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

Stop writing for other writers.

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

All I have is a crush-proof box, and four out of five dead people smoked your brand.

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

In the interest of time, you want to demolish Penn Station and New York hates it.

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

@brooksdeath28 Make it like it never happened...

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

So, Cosgrove vs Campbell. Is Cooper playing God or Darwin?

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

Come on, lets go. Come on, forget your shoes. Let's go. Come on!

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

I'm not here to tell you about Jesus. You already know about Jesus. He either lives in your heart or he doesn't.

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

What do you want me to say?

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

Call the Pen and Pencil, see if someone found my award.

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

Change is neither good nor bad; it simply is.

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

We're flawed, because we want so much more. We're ruined, because we get these things, and wish for what we had.

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

We have six identical companies making six identical products. We can say anything we want.

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

What am I supposed to say anyway? My work speaks for me.

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

What am I supposed to say anyway? My work speaks for me.

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

There will be fat years, and there will be lean years. But it is going to rain.

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

When a man walks into a room, he brings his whole life with him.

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

I have been watching my life. It's right there. I keep scratching at it, trying to get into it. I can't.

[Don Draper @Draper_Don]

Jesus, Bets, have some oatmeal, that baby's gonna weigh a pound.