Drapes

Artist, History lover (he/him)

[Drapes @Drapes100]

If Klopp goes they surely have to appoint Sarina Wiegman at @LFC

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@1MickyHazard Good to see Big Pat there

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@ilovenostalgia Naked K9

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@henrywinter @premierleague Only a points deduction will suffice

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@ilovenostalgia Harry Kane his brother and wife turn up in Germany

[Drapes @Drapes100]

So true

[Ollie Davis @Ollie_Davis]

People writing off Richarlison are forgetting that last season him and Kane scored 31 league goals combined.

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@theAliceRoberts @JenniferAllsopp We are all only here by luck of being born here. The world should look to have open borders for anyone to live wherever they wish. We should also then look to remove home and land ownership so that all can benefit

[Drapes @Drapes100]

All the "I'm done with twitter"people, good to see you still here. 😂

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@BarrieEditor1 Billy's boots inexplicably took him to the red light area, part of the city that Dead Shot had been to in the 1950s

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@Jivesy_Art @BarrieEditor1 No Billy only sees that after sampling the local produce

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@Doozy_45 Let's hope that no English clubs sign any players this summer as they all go to City or they lack ambition

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@daraobriain Monsoon poultry hospital is real

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@SkySportsPL So good players can only play for City, shit they are going to have more players than Chelsea last season

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@piersmorgan My son was told in an aggressive manner that he was gaslighting the teacher because he sniggered when she said that man had not walked on the moon

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@Lazbotron If its a present do you just want my address to send it to? Thank you very much

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@KateGarnerMusic @TalkingPicsTV Better than the Chauncy uniform 😂

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@osvaldooardiles Been taking lessons from your pal Alan Brazil. 😂

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Antti Niemi turns 51 today, which is a great excuse to post the greatest radio call-in of all time:

"He's not finished, he's only 28!" 😂😂😂

[Drapes @Drapes100]

@tSHandJ our neighbours had been on holiday to America and the son came back with a baseball bat. Over the park I asked to have a go, he pitched me the ball and I swung the bat back to hear a massive crack. I had connected with my cousins head, cue claret