Big Brain Chungus

An anthropologist with a specialty in Deez Nutz \A Stingy Asocial Narcissist. \Disappointing women since 05.\Failed at life

[0 ⚡️ @genedangusp]

- academic “comeback” starting early
- exam tmrw
- 42 assignments due by Sunday
- start applying for internships
- starting a project(s) soon
- gotta catch up on emails and other information about school

[Sunny ☀️ @SweetSunburn]

I’m only performatively horny, I don’t actually believe in sex. I think it’s a myth made up by big cum to sell more cum.

[clanker @robotfucker67]

I've missed so many developmental and social milestones and I am so far behind in life that I barely qualify as human at this point

[Big Brain Chungus @Dravius22]

@bigsnugga Death to Micro USB

[Big Brain Chungus @Dravius22]

@jaw_at_me Back to the concentration camp

[Big Brain Chungus @Dravius22]

Do your chances with getting with women go up or down when you have crutches on?

[Big Brain Chungus @Dravius22]

I really tore my ligament playing novice volleyball.

[𝚖𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚛 @mizar_rr]

I know I've got no rizz, every girl who has given me a chance genuinely liked me 😭😭😭

[Big Brain Chungus @Dravius22]

You know, I'm pretty sure laying weak pipe to multiple women will fill the hole in my soul

[Big Brain Chungus @Dravius22]

@he_who_hunts There are no such thing as small boobs. All boobs are big boobs

[Big Brain Chungus @Dravius22]

Another year wasted.
Another year wasted
One last time
Another year wasted

[Pop Base @PopBase]

There are 100 days left in 2026.

[Big Brain Chungus @Dravius22]

When you have a cast they don't let you do anything

[Big Brain Chungus @Dravius22]

Is speed the greatest source of memes in the 2020s?

[Big Brain Chungus @Dravius22]

I literally just mistakenly clicked the follow button when trying to block some coon. Never unfollowed faster in my life.

[Big Brain Chungus @Dravius22]

My life was over at 17 bro

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

No be phase bro, your life don spoil.

[rena @fufems]

Nadie te envidia
Nadie te odia
Nadie te extraña
No traumaste a nadie
Sos la persona más irrelevante que conozco

[Big Brain Chungus @Dravius22]

@jaw_at_me When I do it. It's always a problem

[Sxn @Sxnj_1o1]

I am not an eboy. I’m an Eman. I don’t play games. I pay bills. I don’t post biceps. I post wordle attempts. Yall need to respect me more

[Big Brain Chungus @Dravius22]

Once you hear someone talk about gender relations though phrases like "men learn about femininity through recognition and women learn about masculinity through negotiation" you'll understand why do many psychologist hate Freud.