no

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Take the red pill 🌹

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump needs TP for his bunghole! He is Cornholio! Heh-heh, yeah, yeah.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Minecraft has amazing legs

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla stock price is too high imo

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Phony

[🏳️‍🌈💧LA₱₱Ɏ💧🏳️‍🌈 @L4PPY]

Im losing my shit over this picture

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hope you’re enjoying the simulation

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If life is a video game, the graphics are great, but the plot is confusing & the tutorial is way too long

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

one time i shut myself in my room and listened to linkin park while crying because a girl told me she wouldn't be able to go to with me to the 2005 nickelodeon's kids choice awards if i were to hypothetically win tickets in a sweepstakes i saw in a commercial but never entered

[Domen Kolar 🇸🇮 @Zabukovnk]

@4everNeverTrump @realDonaldTrump I know right

[billiam @BillRatchet]

how u 25 years old doing snap chat streaks

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Nobody *expects* the Cybertruck

[idubbbz @Idubbbz]

You not from Battle Creek if you never had fried horse pussy.