Andre

[Andre @DreIsHype]

This karaoke bar doesn’t have the Halo 3 soundtrack what the hell am I supposed to sing now

[Andre @DreIsHype]

@DougDribbl88 I’m glad someone else pointed out this achievement because I was impressed. JJ lucky to meet a legend

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

If the Seahawks don’t win today I’m taking out the west coast

[gaz @SilentGarrett]

call me a lib but maybe we shouldn’t have roaming gangs of masked men arresting people without charges and shooting innocent people in the face

[conner @winterweather]

wow i can’t believe a republican president did what the last 3 republican presidents did and launched us into a recession and a useless war for oil.

[vaibhav vijay @_vaibhavvijay_]

he’s never even looked at jd like that

[Andre @DreIsHype]

My culture is not your costume

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Power to the Players

[Nathan Bishop @nathan_h_b]

The Mariners let Humpy win again, an egregious and insulting indulgence that almost certainly directly led to yesterday’s loss. Only ritualistically sacrificing him can balance the humors and guarantee a victory this evening.

Humpy must die.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

how it feels to say "i'm currently out of the country"

[Andre @DreIsHype]

The rain coming down in Kirkland right now

[Andre @DreIsHype]

@ellieemac69 I can't believe someone would give themselves the landlord special

[Andre @DreIsHype]

Things that just make sense in the place I bought from a divorced man

[wanye @xwanyex]

Unfortunately, and with a heavy heart, I have to go murder the guy who owned this house before me and DIYed his own renovation

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Always a Seahawk through and through.

Thank you for 10 seasons of clutch plays, a commitment to this community, and a lifetime of memories.

[Andre @DreIsHype]

I HATE YOU JOHN SCHNEIDER

[Walter M. Kimbrough @HipHopPrez]

There are more cases of measles than there are NCAA trans athletes.

You’d never know it listening to lawmakers.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

DeAndre Hopkins’ father died in a car crash when he was just five months old.

One of the things he left behind was a mink jacket, and Hopkins always said he would wear it to either his wedding or the Super Bowl—whichever came first.

Today, as he arrives for the Super Bowl, he’s wearing it.

(📷 @NFL)

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Every single conservative is like this

[LilMoonLambo @LilMoonLambo]

"If you had invested in Nvidia in 2010..."

Me in 2010:

[Andre @DreIsHype]

@ScottAdamsSays @groupchat @dramadrama have been talking about this for a while now