Andrea Sparkman

didn’t win state championship, but won intramurals

[Andrea Sparkman @Drea_Sparkman]

Drunk man in Uber at stoplight says as I was jamming to T-Swift, “I love you!” Obvious reply “I love you too man” and he said “That’s all we need in the world, more love between people”

I think he was on to something...?

[Andrea Sparkman @Drea_Sparkman]

Do you have an Android or is my service just bad?

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I mean… I can’t help it that some men have bad taste…

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This past weekend the classic “let’s set Andrea up with my cousin” bit occurred at a wedding.

Post wedding: the cousin said “she’s fun, but she’s too extra for my taste”

Sir, you are right. Thank you.

[Andrea Sparkman @Drea_Sparkman]

Ugh isn’t it annoying have we have to eat and wear clothes every. single. day.
Just when you think all your cups or socks are clean… BAM it’s a new day.

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@StoneCollums Care to include more details for the internet?

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Yesterday I thought I had skin cancer.

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@EvanHinson A spin and a half and a somersault and backflip and a catapult ride and skydiving.

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Today, I remembered I burned my forehead while curling my hair Monday…

And if that doesn’t encompass the thought process and mental status of a medical student… idk what does.

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I uncontrollably sobbed due to this life altering news.

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Did you ever get something in your childhood that you were saving for the perfect time to use… but then ended up never actually using it?

For me, it was a pottery wheel, and I didn’t wanna use up all the clay too fast. Now it’s probably all dried up, huh?

[Andrea Sparkman @Drea_Sparkman]

Coloring inside the lines isn’t as easy as everyone made it out to be.

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I just truly believe I’m gonna meet my soulmate in an airport.

[Andrea Sparkman @Drea_Sparkman]

Anyone else try to ration their food before leaving town so you don’t have to go to the store and get food that will go to waste, but end up eating oatmeal, salsa, and tuna for three days straight?

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Do you think it’s safe to blame men for short weekends — since they take credit for establishing corporate America?

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What if instead of being jealous of others, we were excited for them?

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It’s one thing to finish a whole tube of chapstick.
It’s a whole other thing to finish a full box of 1000 count matches.

[Andrea Sparkman @Drea_Sparkman]

It makes my heart happy seeing grown people play in the snow… there is still good in the world.

[Andrea Sparkman @Drea_Sparkman]

One of my favorite things in my adult life is setting my coffee to brew right before my alarm goes off, so I can hear the last strains of the brew as I gently open my crusty eyes.

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Memphis tap water hits different. #iykyk