Gingerbread Man

I'm about my business, Farmer 👨🏾‍🌾😏Follow me on my cosmic HWY, catch me if you can ... ATL SAV ,HOUSTON , 704 336 919 NC / SC

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Not gonna lie..as a responsible person, sometimes you do have to say fck your priorities and enjoy life a little..

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

shoutout to my ex fr, i wouldn’t be living this good if we were still together

[A @freauxmama]

I hate having a conversation with someone and you can tell they’re comparing themselves to you…sigh

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Unfortunately I do believe in permanent fallouts. May we never cross paths again

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

Most men really do talk to only one girl. Yall don’t believe them cause y’all are the ones talking to multiple guys.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

I only roll with women that are interested in me that’s why I barely have bad experiences with women

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

When it's your turn to swing the hammer, do it as violently and loudly as possible. Because nobody gave a fuck when you were the nail.

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

She only acts loyal when she thinks you got other options.

[Mya ♡ @myaxlana]

the economy so fucked up it dont even matter what you spend your money on 😭

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Modern dating has a pattern nobody likes to admit. Modern women have endless standards for broke men, while rich men get everything and more for FREE.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Always have a backup plan for any plan that requires another human to execute

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Before buying a home,
Drive by the house during different times of the day. Follow these times:
7am
3pm
9pm

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Hot take: The real economic crisis isn’t unemployment—it’s people working full-time and still not being able to afford basic life.

[Jake Meyers Fan Club Member @DelRaz09]

Me watching foreign soccer fans compliment Houston's public transportation.

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

She hides her boyfriend, but shows her body. The love is private, the lust is public. Welcome to modern women.

[4nt1p4tt3rn 🏴‍☠ Appalachistan Wolf Lodge #47 @4nt1p4tt3rn]

Understand something: Your vehicle's ability to identify the current speed limit on the road you're driving is one line of code away from preventing you from exceeding it.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Unpopular opinion: Your child's name isn't the place to be creative. They'll have to explain, spell, and pronounce it for the rest of their life. Please be more intentional.

[Wale @Wale]

Heavy on the gratitude. Everything is Alot . 🎱.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Why must air traffic controllers retire at 56, FBI agents at 57, and pilots at 65—yet politicians can keep making decisions for future generations until 90?