Chuckie Myers

22 - Might as well be married - Speedrunner - Andy Sandburg look alike - Possibly Jewish

[Chuckie Myers @DreamCreepah]

I’m pro-choice, because there are too many morons born a year. Over population is the real issue and you want to preserve something that doesn’t have a social security card yet? Ok. #decreasethepopulation #lessmoronsequalslesstraffic #prochoice

[Chuckie Myers @DreamCreepah]

Dear android,
Last update fixed the charging thing. Now, after this new one, there's moisture in it again? I'm getting sick of this @verizon @Android #note9

[Chuckie Myers @DreamCreepah]

Any longboarders out there that know of any deck brands that have decent top mount, double kick decks that are 38"+ that aren't Loaded boards or bank breaking? #longboarding #dancerdecks #doublekick #skateboarding #skateboards

[Chuckie Myers @DreamCreepah]

First Dark Souls Remastered run
Gets BKH
GentleOrgasm.gif
Fiancé doesn’t understand
#getgood

[Chuckie Myers @DreamCreepah]

CheaPDH

[Chuckie Myers @DreamCreepah]

Goes to https://t.co/JbfGjnvJmi
MKXL tower speed run
See that everyone plays on very easy
#haveyounohonor ?
At least play on normal

And that is my goal.

[Chuckie Myers @DreamCreepah]

When you’re so bored at work, you write a two page joke about mobile porn vs VHS porn.

[Chuckie Myers @DreamCreepah]

1-0 in ranked LoL. Let’s keep it going.

[Chuckie Myers @DreamCreepah]

Just found out I got screwed out of a Smite trophy on ps4, due to a patch happening the day I hit level 30. Is there anyway to fix this, or is my hope for 100% on smite long gone? #Smiteps4 #sonywhy

[Chuckie Myers @DreamCreepah]

Logged into LoL and just looked at the home screen, trying to gather the want to play the game. Now currently playing an ARAM. #slowlybutsurely

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I’ll leave this here, in the meantime. #sorryscienceisthetruth

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This will be my first Christmas moved out of my parents house. It’s great to be out... but it doesn’t feel right.

[Chuckie Myers @DreamCreepah]

The only Holiday we cover up is Christmas. We don’t say “Happy Holidays” for Easter or Thanksgiving do we?

That being said, Merry Fucking Christmas.
#PoliticalCorrectnessBlows

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@ecLTimber You know, men can be called anything women want to call them. The moment we say the word “Cunt”, all hell breaks loose. When did equality become women over men?

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Girls, if you’re tired of sexism and the “kitchen” jokes then let your man cook for once. If not, then learn to endure some jokes.

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We #NeedtoImpeach @RealDonaldTrump. Join me and sign on to @TomSteyer’s petition demanding Congress impeach Trump. https://t.co/ALx0Ukm0fG

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Black Friday should be a day of sales AND when the purge happens. Only the strong get savings. #PurgeFriday

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There is no such thing as offensive comedy.

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I swear, I bitch and moan so much I should have a podcast. 30 minutes of just bitching. That’s all I need.

[Chuckie Myers @DreamCreepah]

So when are we impeaching the sun ripened tomato? #getthevegetableoutofoffice.