“You are making America look bad to the rest of the world” - The American radical left lunatics came for one of our World Cup visitors because he hurt their feelings.
This World Cup visitor was chastised in his video about going to Sonic because he wrote “ICE” in capitals 🤣 That offended them.
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“smiles are reserved for sincere interactions” Americans constantly get accused of being “fake” but we are usually just… nice and happy? even if you’re a stranger we ARE having a genuine conversation with you. idk why this is so hard for so many Europeans to understand.
The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.
And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.
Here is what they are discovering:
Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.
Then they found the grocery stores.
Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.
The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.
They finally understand why we do not have trains.
We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.
Why would we need trains.
The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.
Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.
Write that down. 🦋
I’m really sad. That’s because I have to leave Texas in just one week.
Not to mention the World Cup games—Dallas, Houston, and Fort Worth were all amazing cities, man!
I was able to have so much fun thanks to all the great advice guys in Texas gave me! Thank you so much!
I already miss the Dr. Pepper I used to drink every day.
It's pretty easy: the betrayal isn't of the country, it's of his religion. In his religion, America is the great Devil, & speaking well of it is equivalent to praising Satan.
He can live in the country because in his view, he is a crusader fighting the good fight from inside enemy lines.
Shamet chugging beers like he’s Steve Austin.
Sochan still hasn’t found his shirt.
OG on the float with Rick Ross.
Towns doing the Lean Back with the mayor.
Mikal still hasn’t stopped drinking.
Clarkson actually found a T-shirt.
Hart still smoking the same cigar from Game 5.
Mitch most def got his truck in there.
Clyde leading the way as he should.
Pat’s there too.
Brunson holding the Larry O’Brien still feels unreal.
No idea where Mike Brown is …
I did see Spike, Ben Stiller, A Boogie & Marbury tho.
Huk & Dadiet decided to walk instead.
& then there’s a bunch of other folks who people have no idea who the hell they are.