ｄｒｅａｍｓ ｆｏｒ ｌｉａｒｓ

eh Snap: ehwastaken 24yo I post memes and make jokes here. pls do not take my tweets seriously

[ｄｒｅａｍｓ ｆｏｒ ｌｉａｒｓ @DreamsForLiars]

Look at me out here tweeting and shit.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

how it feels texting women in 2026

[i🅱️RIZZLE 🥶 @realcleanbrr]

The worst 😭🤣

[Sammy 🇵🇸 @JackyWackyDA]

Life update: ate pussy for the first time yesterday and she said I was incredible!

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“Women don't notice you're unhappy until your unhappiness starts to affect them.”

[Ron “Hog” Cranker @WelfareWarrior2]

Gf posted me on her close friends story

[avery .✦ ݁˖ @quillandcurses]

procrastinating things i WANT to do

[Lucky Of #bitwt (🍎🇲🇽) @LuckyRalphH]

yall useless af i found it

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

wabbledeedabbledee lives in my head rent free

[EpicTrey @twinkSlayer16]

how it finally felt playing tomodachi life living the dream after waiting a whole decade for it

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

life when you start ignoring women like this

[TM⁷ @TM_D_1]

Tried to upload my due assignment at the final minute but my Internet lagged so it didn't upload before the deadline

[🇬🇾 @geekedgoob]

Was scrolling through old messages and accidentally called her

[inåns @inans7gl]

😂😂😂

[breeshskii✈️ @breeshkii]

Top 3 is Arguable 😭😭😭😭

[Forever San D’orian @Eldonchorizo_]

Ok I’m done making AI videos lmaooo

It’s October and it aint October without Thriller. Peep Sakurai in the back lmao 🤣

[BossHogg @6Hogg6]

Snoop been living off Doggystyle for 30+ years. Terrible rapper. He's a personality. He is the '08 Celtics of rappers.

[Dad @achiever4L]

When you become a detective but your first case is a message that says “wanna play?” written in human intestines so you just quit the job

[Steez⁴⁷ @Steez_47]

no, Westside Gunn. I haven’t

[GingerBeardGage 🇺🇸🫡 @GingerBeardGage]

*You killed your 3 children and gained over $1 million*