Squish Bagmars

Made in UwU

[Squish Bagmars @Dreamwalker711]

Why’s McDonalds showing the protein like anyone ordering this shit gives a fuck

[Squish Bagmars @Dreamwalker711]

It isn’t up to Trump to decide whether or not Iran will get nuked, the aliens won’t allow it

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@BillAckman Nobody buy this trash, it’s Ackman trying to shill his next pick and make his money off retail traders again

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@RealBenLuigi Important context missing, this is Shotted at Tyson’s Galleria in McLean, VA. It’s a muslim saudi owned coffee shop which regularly draws crowds (tiktok famous) and it’s on Eid so no shit people are going to be there in abundance…

[Squish Bagmars @Dreamwalker711]

@mansourtarek_ Bro, you quite literally changed the fine print of the rules mid trade on 2/28. Your first tweet reiterating the above has 1K likes and 3.7M views. Clearly a wildly unpopular and nonsensical decision, and at the very least Kalshi should incur reputational damage as a result

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@KalshiLiquid True, you’re just familiar with being a retard shilling Kalshi on an account that joined last September but already has 2,900 tweets. Touch grass lil bro, your Kalshi referral link ain’t paying enough for this much glazing

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@KalshiLiquid “Lil bro’s” unfamiliar with the concept of an alt

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If you’re a @Kalshi user, you should immediately stop using the platform @mansourtarek_ pulled a AMC/GME Robinhood style rug pull where they halted markets and are refusing to pay out winnings to those who took trades. Class action lawsuit is almost certainly going to follow.

[Squish Bagmars @Dreamwalker711]

@Kalshi If someone bought the March 1st position this morning and the market halted while they were red at the last traded price, how can settlement be based on that price even if the outcome ultimately proves the position correct? They’d lose money for being right….

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If @Kalshi refuses to resolve the Khomeini poll as a ‘yes’ they’ll definitely lose tons of customers to Polymarket once they do a full U.S. release

[Squish Bagmars @Dreamwalker711]

why is 75% of twitter just race related ragebait now

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Has anyone ever tried being homeless for a month or two just to save money to invest? Potential savings are between 10-20k so curious what logistical elements I may need to consider - any input appreciated!

[Squish Bagmars @Dreamwalker711]

@WarMonitors Shiiiittt, this Tesla P/L ain’t islamophobic 😝

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@YeWiseWizard

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mood

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Wearing shorts is extremely feminine. As a man why do you want to expose your legs?

[Squish Bagmars @Dreamwalker711]

As a man you shouldn’t feel happy, if you’re walking around with a smile on your face you’re failing.

[Squish Bagmars @Dreamwalker711]

@ianmiles Bros salty his mom continually hit him with the classic “we have food at home” while he was growing up

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@EASPORTSFC Can you please
fix drop in 🙏🏽