Players: decide to go to a robot shop I didn’t plan for
Me: this is a green alien with a Karen wig. Her name is Damantha.
Them: we wish to speak to a supervisor to tell them how good you’re doing
Me: this is a blue alien in a mullet wig. Her name is Cramantha.
Today on dnd, engineer convinces everyone his baggage is that he’s done obscene illegal things for garlic bread and is on the run for garlic bread related crimes.