I Care A Lot 1hr58 (2020) Rosamund Pike, Peter Dinklage. Awful people cross with other awful people and we're expected to pick a side. I don't care. I rate this at #2 in my list of shittest films ever (after Mulholland Drive #1). Also, spoiler, last 30secs, not good enough.
The Wrong Paris (2025) - Pierson Fode, Miranda Cosgrove. Romcom. Girl with an under explained obsession with Paris results in her appearing on a dating show based in a different Paris with the opportunity for her to visit the other Paris. Better than Mission Impossible. 4/10
Mission Impossible - The Final Reckoning (2025) 2hr49. Tom Cruise, Simon Pegg. A hotchpotch of obligatory bomb defusal, tricky obstacle traversal, and plane gymnastics culminating in a disappointing climax of someone removing a USB when a light turns green. 3/10
Twisters (2024) 2hr02. Glen Powell, Daisy Edgar-Jones. A long, drawn out vfx fest, only made better if you can make your own "sucked off", "screwing down", "getting blown" gags. 6/10
A History of Violence (2005) 1hr36. Viggo Mortensen stars as an unconvincing coffee shop barrista who thwarts an unconvincing robbery only to have his unconvincing family tormented by unconvincing mobsters. An unconvincing William Hurt also stars. 2/10
"All Quiet on the Western Front". 2hr23m. Effectively that Mitchell and Webb sketch where they're dressed as Nazi's and ask "Are we the baddies", but with considerably fewer gags, and dragged out for much longer. Grim but good. 8/10
Free Guy (2021) 1hr55 Ryan Reynolds comes to realize there's more to life than working in a bank within a video game. Be sure to watch with a game dev so they can comment "That's not how code works", "That wouldn't happen", "That's ridiculous" to spoil everyone's enjoyment. 6/10