Chef Dre with the sauce

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[Chef Dre with the sauce @Drestruction]

Emily: If I die before you I want you to make friends, most likely with a local boy scout. I want you to travel to a foreign land by using balloons tied to our house and to discover a rare species.
Me: You want me to live out the plot of "Up"?
Emily: Yes

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

@PicturesFoIder Word

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

It would be a real shame if this tweet by Elon Musk (in 2022) saying that Trump is too old to be president went viral.

You know what to do.

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

Free lunches for children is such an easy litmus test. If you are against it, I can easily disregard anything you ever say and forget you exist entirely.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Photographs taken in the right place at the right time, intentionally or by chance - a thread 🧵

1. Wilma Hurskainen

[@oldirtydennis.bsky.social @OlDirtyDennis]

Say bruh. You got any acting skills? I know a certain company that would probably pay top dollar for you to bail them out of their current situation

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

U.S. politics in a nutshell.

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

This is the most shocking revelation I’ve ever had.

[Chef Dre with the sauce @Drestruction]

"You can't BE what you can't SEE"
Others see you as delusional, you see them as shortsighted
#under30summit

[morj @clay3599]

There is no such thing as boneless wings. It is simply a nugget.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

“My son's first grade teacher started her own "me too" movement. On the first day of class she had all of them stand and say what their favorite hobby is, or what their favorite toy is, or favorite food is etc... If you also like it you must say "me too" and go stand within that group. The children had so many things in common they were continuously shouting "ME TOO" and moving from group to group. The children instantly realized just how much they have in common with their class mates and that made them less anxious, more relaxed and comfortable, laughing and talking and quickly making friends. Good teachers make the world a better place.” Anonymous

[melissa “cancelled student debt” byrne @mcbyrne]

Behind every prominent opponent of student loan relief is a forgiven PPP loan.

[jj @j_faded]

Nothing I love more than emails telling me my credit is increased

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Worker: I can't live on $7.25/hr

GOP: So go to college

W: I can't afford $100K tuition

GOP: Take out loans

W: I can't afford to pay these at 8% interest

GOP: No one forced you to go to college

W: But you just said—

Billionaire: I NEED MORE MONEY!

GOP: Here's a $2T Tax Cut

[Cassie Cynical🐩 @TuckerPoodleMA]

@SteveMartinToGo

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

some people never undertsand what u do for them until u stop doing it

[Bassey @Basseyworld]

Girl, if he'd rather ask a country to change their long-held laws...