Emily: If I die before you I want you to make friends, most likely with a local boy scout. I want you to travel to a foreign land by using balloons tied to our house and to discover a rare species.
Me: You want me to live out the plot of "Up"?
Emily: Yes
Free lunches for children is such an easy litmus test. If you are against it, I can easily disregard anything you ever say and forget you exist entirely.
“My son's first grade teacher started her own "me too" movement. On the first day of class she had all of them stand and say what their favorite hobby is, or what their favorite toy is, or favorite food is etc... If you also like it you must say "me too" and go stand within that group. The children had so many things in common they were continuously shouting "ME TOO" and moving from group to group. The children instantly realized just how much they have in common with their class mates and that made them less anxious, more relaxed and comfortable, laughing and talking and quickly making friends. Good teachers make the world a better place.” Anonymous
Worker: I can't live on $7.25/hr
GOP: So go to college
W: I can't afford $100K tuition
GOP: Take out loans
W: I can't afford to pay these at 8% interest
GOP: No one forced you to go to college
W: But you just said—
Billionaire: I NEED MORE MONEY!
GOP: Here's a $2T Tax Cut