Drew

10x certified Salesforce Developer/Architect |
Leader of @sfdcinnyc

[Drew @DrewCPU]

Gotta love a @lyft "Priority Pickup" at SFO that has been on his way for 40 minutes 🙄🙄

[Drew @DrewCPU]

The fact that the @Costco app doesn't have an option to order snacks in-app while I'm in the checkout line is malpractice.

[Drew @DrewCPU]

Looking forward to seeing everyone at #AgentforceTour NYC today!

[Drew @DrewCPU]

@lissa__x @P_Kallioniemi

[Drew @DrewCPU]

Fun fact: my username is drewcpu on every platform

[Drew @DrewCPU]

Apparently, after I went to bed last night and turned my TV off, Google TV decided to go binge @CriticalRole all by itself. Maybe @madebygoogle and @YouTube is trying to tell me something? (All of these played while I was asleep and the TV was off)

[cancela lansbury @gossipbabies]

I say this every four years but I would much rather watch a First Ladies debate. Melania would be like I’m the most beautiful woman in America and I won’t be ashamed of my body and Doug Emhoff would be like I defended the Taco Bell chihuahua in court

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

HARRIS: Let’s build 3 million new homes
TRUMP: Let’s do a national day of violence
POLLS: Statistically tied

[Drew @DrewCPU]

@hooliforce I wanna see it so bad! If we can't laugh at ourselves, what are we doing here?

[Drew @DrewCPU]

I don't need GenAI on my earbuds. I'm not having conversations or researching or brainstorming. I'm asking for objective facts and Gemini can't do that yet. Assistant/Knowledge Graph needs to be a Gemini extension @Google @GoogleAI 2/end

[Drew @DrewCPU]

Hey @Google, I'm really enjoying my new Pixel Buds Pro 2, but swapping out Assistant for Gemini is a bad idea. I asked Gemini what time is sunset and it lied to me. I asked it what time the hardware store closed and it didn't know. Assistant answered correctly. @GoogleAI 1/2

[Drew @DrewCPU]

I am always impressed by #Dreamforce presenters who have to memorize their demo scripts, and now @sunnydalelow is over here diagramming live! Crazy!

[Drew @DrewCPU]

Help me deal with my #Dreamforce FOMO next week!

[NYC Salesforce User Group @sfdcinnyc]

NY Trailblazers! It's been a bit since our last meeting and not everyone will be too exhausted from #Dreamforce24 to stand upright! Join us for a last-minute Dreamforce recap next Tuesday! https://t.co/Ay1xZ7OI1b

[Drew @DrewCPU]

@thatstokes @hooliforce I'm watching everything on SF+ this week and the stock thumbnails really show the hair progression 🤣🤣🤣

[Drew @DrewCPU]

@salesforce Wish I could be there with everyone, but enjoying watching as much as I can on Salesforce+ #SalesforceGiveaway

[Drew @DrewCPU]

@HayleyTuller @ericdresh @salesforce @KarlTheFog You're in the cloud!

[Drew @DrewCPU]

@mrsjesschamorro I'm sure we'll see a story about the traffic spike to https://t.co/gzPPJZCwW4 soon enough. Taylor is also using her own link shortener so she has her own analytics.

[Drew @DrewCPU]

Questions I want Trump to answer:
1) How does he think tariffs work?
2) What is the difference between "Asylum seekers" and people in an insane asylum?
3) Name one case of a baby being executed after birth
4) What does IVF stand for and how does it work?

[Drew @DrewCPU]

@lissa__x @mikemartin__c Gonna start using that in my story grooming sessions. 🤣