Drew Forrest

oh geeze la-wheeze heck no bud

[Drew Forrest @DrewForrest123]

Pride is going to be the death of me.

[Drew Forrest @DrewForrest123]

@bigevvy10 If that’s not the immediate second question she asks, she’s not it

[Drew Forrest @DrewForrest123]

“WhAt’S yOuR fAvOrItE cOlOr?”

Let’s cut to the questions you really want to ask. Yes, I am Forklift Certified.

[Drew Forrest @DrewForrest123]

Therapy is wild.

You’ll be sitting there talking about your life, then it’s just like, oh yeah, hahah maybe that was traumatic lol, thanks doc

[nopeify @nopeify]

NORMALIZE 👏 TAX 👏 FRAUD 👏

[Drew Forrest @DrewForrest123]

Making a baby is the closest thing we have to black magic and some of you troglodytes take that power way too lightly

[Stevie Wynne Levine @StevieWLevine]

it’s weird that “you do you” is a phrase of empowerment and “go fuck yourself” is a phrase filled with hatred, but ur telling someone to go masturbate either way.

[Drew Forrest @DrewForrest123]

Quitting THC, causes intense dreams

Taking Melatonin for sleep, also causes intense dreams

Doing both sends u directly to The Upside Down

[Drew Forrest @DrewForrest123]

Met a new friend, very excited to say hello

[Drew Forrest @DrewForrest123]

Hung out with my dog all day, beat my favorite video game, and never changed out of sweats.

I am the picture of self care.

[Drew Forrest @DrewForrest123]

Jesus Wept

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

People act like I’m immune to insecurities just because I have an absurdly massive cock. My dick may be enormous but I still battle insecurities just like you tiny wiener men do

[Drew Forrest @DrewForrest123]

@Samantha_Meyerr @MollyYoung96 The one day I am snackless

[Drew Forrest @DrewForrest123]

@jacob_soehlke Cheers to that.

[Drew Forrest @DrewForrest123]

@jacob_soehlke says the enGINEER!

[Drew Forrest @DrewForrest123]

@kfc @PanyardElena

[Drew Forrest @DrewForrest123]

@NHLBlackhawks I need you to see this. This is what u do to Chicago natives. https://t.co/4TPA97sgHX

[jacob soehlke @jacob_soehlke]

Living room is ready for game 3 in Michigan! #onegoal #Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks

[Drew Forrest @DrewForrest123]

@pceluvclaireity So happy for you! Congrats!

[Drew Forrest @DrewForrest123]

@NicoleCathryn7

[Drew Forrest @DrewForrest123]

There comes a point in college where you reach stress enlightenment. U R the bags under ur eyes, coffee IS ur blood, and u get the job DONE.

[Drew Forrest @DrewForrest123]

I'm just really angry and thirsty.

No, no wait, I was looking for the word hungover.

[Cartoon Network @cartoonnetwork]

The sandwich to rule all sandwiches! 🥖🍗 (Vegetarians may wanna skip this one.)

📹: @BingingWBabish