Drew Hugh

always the dad joke never the dad

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

What’s something?

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

Mary Christmom!

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

When sky diving, if you pull it or not, the ripcord becomes the R.I.P.cord.

Thank You Good Night

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

If I misspoke as much as a mistype in conversations, I wouldn’t talk to me either.

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

Not sure what to bring to your next swinger get together, might I suggest a pineapple upside down cake.

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

Save staying in gated communities for your afterlife.

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

I’m an Andrew, but I go by Drew. Never do I go by Andy.
Now with Andy, you also have Randy.
I say that to say this, I’m real glad my name ain’t Randrew.

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

Look, when I drive through the yellow light, I know one thing, the vehicle behind me is driving through the red light.

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

Hey, look out!

I’m X’n over here.

Sorry.

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

@JonReynoldsESQ 1️⃣

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

putting up DO NOT LEAVE SIGNS on the opposite walls of the Do Not Enter signs

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

I just bought a new camouflage mesh backpack.
You can see what’s inside, but not really.

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

Cops Hippie Farmers
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Plant Drugs

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

mantra

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

make it graves again

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

New Orleans
Funeral Cocaine Tradition Addiction
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Second Lines

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

@AraArajay Bless the edible plate

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

Irony sharpens Irony

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

When I was younger, I would have mouth washed out with soap if I used a curse word. I honestly didn’t mind because personally it tasted like cilantro.

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

@merrydevo I think the point of their joke was that when they hear the kids scream their tubes tie themselves.

[Drew Hugh @DrewHugh1]

@merrydevo I see, how do you know they have a personality disorder? If they do is congratulating them really helpful. Some people might have never received the correct help / diagnosis growing up as a child. Maybe a conversation with them would let them know where you are coming from.