Drew Jordan

I’m probably pooping.

[Drew Jordan @DrewIsTalkward]

This meme looks so much like @DustinPoirier and you know he’s thinking about the guillotine

[Drew Jordan @DrewIsTalkward]

😳😳😳🔥🤘🏼
#ufc #ufcfreedom250

[Drew Jordan @DrewIsTalkward]

What I see…what my camera sees 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

https://t.co/y47MyGcIkL

#photographer #photography #nycphotography
#photooftheday #PhotographyTips

[Drew Jordan @DrewIsTalkward]

People joke about dying alone, but I’m putting the work in. 💪🏼

[Drew Jordan @DrewIsTalkward]

Doo Ho Choi is looking invincible tonight. #UFC310

[Drew Jordan @DrewIsTalkward]

@oicu2uno Oh ok - I was thinking the -3.5 was like winning by less than 3.5 points. Clearly that’s not it chief haha.

[Drew Jordan @DrewIsTalkward]

Can someone smarter than me help me understand how this bet lost? Feel like I’m missing something on betting the spread.

#UFCParis #ufc #ufcbetting

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The way everyone’s stress melted away🥹

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Give her an oscar for this

[Plink2 @plinketyplink2]

That’s all I’m gonna hear from now on

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Being a vet is not easy 🐾
https://t.co/iMMAngaZhs

[Drew Jordan @DrewIsTalkward]

When there are more comics booked on the show than people in the audience 👌🏼
#comedy

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

If you switch just TWO letters, Fort Lauderdale becomes Fart Louderdale and I just need everyone to know that.

[Drew Jordan @DrewIsTalkward]

These judges #UFCMexico

[Drew Jordan @DrewIsTalkward]

Every time someone speaks in 2024, they are “breaking their silence” 🤦🏻‍♂️

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

how tf does a WATER park explode

[Drew Jordan @DrewIsTalkward]

My family is so conservative that they won’t watch nascar because they’re all turning left.

[Drew Jordan @DrewIsTalkward]

Today, out loud I said “I’m kindof doing dry January because I’ve only had beer so far”

[Drew Jordan @DrewIsTalkward]

@DianneGallagher Vibes.