Drew Labor Day

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I'm asking you to believe—not in my ability to create change, but in yours.

[Taran Killam @TaranKillam]

FOLKS WHO VOTED 4 TRUMP: "He'll make America strong!"

TRUMP: "The theater kids are harassing us!"

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I thought I'd heard every take on the election, until Louis C.K. said this https://t.co/QuHNwopMCJ

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

So, four debates; four shout-outs by moderators to deficit scolds; not one question about climate change. It's really disgraceful.

[chuuch @ch000ch]

TRUMP: i grab women by the pussy
A DOZEN WOMEN: yeah that's true he did it to me
TRUMP: this is a global conspiracy

[moved to zoequinn.bsky.social @UnburntWitch]

Trump shouldn't be allowed to drop out Pence should force him to carry this campaign to term

[Nicole Dyszlewski @LibrariaNicole]

How are we still arguing about stop and frisk??? It's 2016! #Debates2016 #debates #debatenight

[Michael Wilbon @RealMikeWilbon]

Really sorry PTI is dark today because I miss the opportunity to pile on and trash Lochte for lying and acting like a bum in Rio...

[Nicole Dyszlewski @LibrariaNicole]

So excited! https://t.co/AWJR1yGpcB

[Nicole Dyszlewski @LibrariaNicole]

And don't stop there: https://t.co/Nqy6q5mm1E https://t.co/GnicDE6M7O

[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

Reminder: Jon Snow is awesome https://t.co/qmdIQdHhkc

[Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks]

If Ted Cruz loses tomorrow it will be exciting to see who he picks as his Secretary of State.

[Fresh Air @nprfreshair]

So gross and yet so fresh. Thank you @TheSimpsons, Terry loves it! #TerryFresh

[Stacie @Stace_Face28]

#inspiredbypets Puppy Palooza! Cute overload. Come by #petsmart for some expert advice and great puppy deals!

[UPROXX @UPROXX]

Watch this #TheWalkingDead star perform 17 incredible celebrity impressions in 3 minutes https://t.co/o2JAyXbMu8

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I’ve won Fantasy Football by never ever playing it.

[Stacie @Stace_Face28]

Meet Robbie! Sweet pocket lab that needs a home. @NEHSRescue @PetSmart #adoptlove

[Matt Monroe @heymonroe]

The unread emails on your phone are stressing me out.