Drew Mathieu

Writer, reader, pumpkin eater. Author of Luminous Tapestry. Jack of like, maybe 3 trades and I never went to grad school so I’m not a master of anything.

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

Scooby Doo villains be like: “First, I invented cold fusion to power my robotic flight suit. Then, I solved world hunger by breeding a soil-sustaining carrot. I used its roots to undermine the theme park, scaring away tourists with my robot so that I could collect $7 of insurance

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

The worst mistake a human can make, in my humble opinion, is the one I made five minutes ago but now feel vastly superior about.

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

When I picked up Hyperion, I didn’t expect to cry a half dozen times. Fantastic book.

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

I've been going through my planner for the last year and one of my favorite entries has to be:

✅ Start Novella
✅ Don't Stop
✅ Jesus Christ
✅ Drew
✅ The Deadline

[Comics Bookcase - Zack Quaintance @ComicsBookcase]

how it feels

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

The Terminator is the only movie I’ve ever seen with a Chekhov’s Hydraulic Press.

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

The song "When Will My Life Begin" from Tangled hits different after quarantine.

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

I've concluded that my 5 minute dance breaks in-between writing sessions are absolutely necessary to save my back and shoulders from getting sore.

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

I just love that how in 50 years, some history grad student is going to do their thesis on 2020 Anti-Mask Slam Poetry

[Nikita @nikitadumptruck]

Sometimes when a movie is too scary I have to remind myself they are all just theater kids

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

I watched one video on Stoicism and now Marcus Aurelius’ ghost won’t stop telling me to get out of bed and clean my room.

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

@partycityvixen Damn right they did

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

I love that the pitch for Ella Enchanted is just “Cinderella set in the Shrek universe”.

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

@_Great_Gabsby It’s truly blessed

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

I’m nothing if not inconsistent.

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

@DanielFBispo I haven't seen a centipede in an entire month and it haunts me.

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

If another fruit fly dive bombs my coffee, I swear to the gods I will rain fury on all of insectkind.

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

Remember to make sure that you like yourself before you seek the validation of others.

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

Who is your author role model? #amwriting #amreading #WritingCommunity

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

@Duke_VO_ Then you work I.T.

[Drew Mathieu @DrewMathieu_J]

You were either a Space kid, a Dinosaur kid, or a Dragon kid and I believe that's a better personality test than the Myers-Briggs.