Drew Parsley

Digital Product Manager for a financial services organization. Auburn Tiger and UT-Dallas Comet. Native Texan 🤠. All my (entertaining) tweets are my own.

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STAT OF THE GAME: Points scored after the band played "Old Town Road" by @LilNasX

Oregon: 0

Auburn: 21

[dev @minnebama]

IYKYK

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Taking the reigns. #GoAndTakeIt

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@FCDallas u good?

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@AveryJSteed Happens with unfortunate frequency

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@AveryJSteed Dude has "FJB" before the Bible verse in his bio 😂

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@AveryJSteed Sinking twitter might be the first good thing Elon does

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Having a newborn while being a deep sleeper is fun because you get to basically come out of a coma multiple times a night so your spouse can fill you in on what year it is and how the baby has been crying for 10 minutes

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@TravisErwin @minnebama Yeah Dev I'd listen to this guy. He writes stories to make people cry so he'd definitely know a crybaby when he sees one

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@minnebama Some great ones in there! I hope you're ready to have them all memorized pretty soon

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@minnebama It's gotta be so easy.

Like it would take me no time at all to convince a bunch of boomers that "The Left" came up with the word 'conscience' to convince them that their internal beliefs are anti-science

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@minnebama Damn just think of how rich we could get if we had no morals and would just sell anything to anyone. Stupid conscience

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@JoshBrunnerSID Amazing, congrats man! You'll have to meet my father in law if you ever travel to SIU!

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

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Tell me you have a toddler without telling me #SpotifyWrapped

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KELLYN THE SAVIOR

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@minnebama Isn't it?? I had actually forgotten all about it until I saw something say he was a '14 alum

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Not many people can say they graduated in the same ceremony as their school's head football coach so that's pretty cool!

[Auburn Football @AuburnFootball]

.@CoachCaddy24 has been named our interim head coach

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#WarEagle🦅