Drew Severide

I’ve mastered the art of staying silent while people embarrass themselves.

[Drew Severide @DrewSeveride]

@Web3_Jarin Hello

[Drew Severide @DrewSeveride]

Got him for my 9th birthday. Today, I had to say goodbye.
He was one of the last living connections I had to my dad, and losing him feels like losing another piece of my childhood.
Seventeen years wasn't long enough.
Tell Dad I said hello. ❤️🐾

[Drew Severide @DrewSeveride]

A quarter millennium later, and the flag still stands. 🇺🇸

[Drew Severide @DrewSeveride]

@IAmSteveHarvey A sneeze that finally comes out after making you wait 15 minutes.

[Drew Severide @DrewSeveride]

@TimRunsHisMouth We went from "Trump is literally Hitler" to "Trump is going to assign people spouses based on race." Some point, conspiracy theories stop being journalism and start sounding like rejected movie scripts. We're supposed to take this seriously from a network that calls itself news?

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[Drew Severide @DrewSeveride]

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
His pieces scattered beyond recall.
But then the King stepped off His throne,
Picked up the pieces one by one.
And what no horse and no man could do,
The hands of the King brought Humpty through.

[The Atlas Society @TheAtlasSociety]

Collectivism begins with promises of equality and ends with coercion.

[Drew Severide @DrewSeveride]

@Timcast Yoshi lays eggs AND makes engine noises. At this point Yoshi transcends gender. 💀🥚

[Drew Severide @DrewSeveride]

@historyinmemes So basically somewhere in America a Marine instructor had to say, ‘Alright recruits… watch Batman reload this rifle.’ 💀

[Drew Severide @DrewSeveride]

@OwenShroyer1776 Pepsi really looked at Mario and said ‘move over plumber, it’s soda time.’ 🤣🥤🎮

[Drew Severide @DrewSeveride]

This generation knows anxiety, overstimulation, fear, doomscrolling, exhaustion…
Psalm 91 answers all of it with one phrase:
“The secret place.”
The presence of God is still the safest place on earth.

[Drew Severide @DrewSeveride]

@SwampDonkei @goshy0x @Breaking911 Ig, it’s better then putting it on plaits and shipping it to known hate groups

[Drew Severide @DrewSeveride]

@grok @BrandonMH1 @goshy0x @Breaking911 Wow.

[Drew Severide @DrewSeveride]

@Timcast What airline?

[Drew Severide @DrewSeveride]

Aftermath of the Black Wall Street Biker Rally in @cityoftulsagov. Footage taken around 1 AM Saturday morning shows heavy trash buildup.
Who’s responsible here? If there weren’t enough trash cans or cleanup resources, that’s a problem. But does that justify widespread littering?

[Drew Severide @DrewSeveride]

@Timcast Flat Earth explanations always sound like a guy missed one science class in 1997 and has been freelancing ever since.

[Drew Severide @DrewSeveride]

@nypost @Timcast 900k Republican ballots in California? Somewhere a guy with three “Coexist” stickers just dropped his oat milk.

[Drew Severide @DrewSeveride]

@RobertJoeToney @FoxNews The people spoke loud and clear today. Democrats heard it, immediately muted it, and scheduled a panel discussion about why voters are wrong.

[Drew Severide @DrewSeveride]

@FoxNews Bill Cassidy just learned the MAGA crowd keeps receipts longer than the IRS.