Drew

over-analyzer, always looking for the next best cookie

[Drew @DrewTMitch]

What do you think people who say "k" and "thx" do with all of the time they save?

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

Aged like milk.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Most modern billionaires are just so tacky. Go endow a library. Fund research and get your name on a cancer center. Sponsor an eccentric polymath who’s obsessed with marble. Build a museum. Fund public parks. Back climate research. Create something that outlives your ego.

[Drew @DrewTMitch]

love to see a human taking a robots job for once!!

[Drew @DrewTMitch]

do not let allison janney out there

[Gothamist @Gothamist]

Dead whale washes up on Rockaway Beach

https://t.co/pj7TY5efzE

[Drew @DrewTMitch]

firmly believe society needs a mutual cancellation policy — whereas if a provider cancels an appointment on you at the last minute or if they forget to even tell you they’re not able to make it, you should get $75

[Drew @DrewTMitch]

feeling a little insane right before the holiday break

[Drew @DrewTMitch]

should really be rewarded with a “use code Drew20 for 20% off” deal after how many hydroflasks i have bought this year

[Drew @DrewTMitch]

do you ever miss the hold music once you've had your customer service call?

[Drew @DrewTMitch]

really need to know what Sandra Lee is up tonight

[Drew @DrewTMitch]

need to know the resale market on all the halloween costume left on the floor of knockdown center tn

[Drew @DrewTMitch]

nvm now there’s like a full subway outage so he should fix that. sorry for complaining!!

[Drew @DrewTMitch]

what is Zohran’s plan for telling electric guitar players on the subway platform to turn the volume down just a little bit

[Drew @DrewTMitch]

there is nothing less helpful in the world than the ability to ❤️ an email — respond or don’t!

[Drew @DrewTMitch]

at the beach. anybody need anything?

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.

[Drew @DrewTMitch]

it’s always so shocking to see straight people when you get off fire island — like what are you doing here??

[Drew @DrewTMitch]

i’m sorry but this is insane

[mary @elaine_stritch]

Labubus will never be her

[Drew @DrewTMitch]

just checking in

[Drew @DrewTMitch]

will GPT-6 please be able to fold my laundry