the one called drew

think right and you can fly

[the one called drew @DrewTheBuffoon]

Really, but luckily
I got a real one, she fw me

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

me, during sex: do you like that.
her: can you stop showing me your twitter.

[Matty McTech @setupspawn]

This is the AI that will be taking your job

[pingu @pingu4ll]

i think we’re being way too casual about dreams

[the one called drew @DrewTheBuffoon]

So nice but gold plated silver 👎

[prïne Mensah @Mensahmv]

When the money is up 🤞🏿😶‍🌫️

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

if you’ve ever worked in open floorplan, this is basically the fuckin four seasons

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Thrift store tips for finding valuable items

[valentine @valawakened]

You’re so fine you’re making me want to develop a secure attachment style instead of pretending I don’t need anyone.

[Tommie @tommiedotjpg]

Buddy on threads said the barbershop episode of “Atlanta” was a version of “The Odyssey” now my head is messed up 😂

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

ENOUGH

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

Oh look, a handy dandy sheet on how not to get explosive diarrhea from Taylor Farms

[Blondelady2024 @arva61138]

It’s plain evil. They are sociopaths.

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

i'm free later if you want to get married

[:P @23lollz]

i need to get high about this

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Dude casually asking for a 20 year relationship

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

introvert, extrovert😑
please don’t put me in boxes. I bloom where I am loved. I am quiet where I am judged, and I am absent where I am drained.