Drew Priest

[Drew Priest @Drew__Priest]

@mbartlett24 @SCMPriest @SCMfalconbb @SCMFalcons Well coach, I’ve seen better hands on a snake

[Drew Priest @Drew__Priest]

College is really just

10% class
20% walking
70% trying to find parking

[Drew Priest @Drew__Priest]

So one of my professors wrote

11+15=24
9+16=25

On the board today…
15 minutes later she “corrected” it and wrote

11+15=24
9+16=26

Can’t make this stuff up
I want a refund…

[Drew Priest @Drew__Priest]

I’m really upset that everything now closes at 10pm because of covid. I don’t get hungry until 10pm and everything is/has been closed by that time and that really just sinks my ship

[Drew Priest @Drew__Priest]

There’s nobody weirder than a group of coworkers who have been on the clock for too long

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

This is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen on a baseball diamond

[Drew Priest @Drew__Priest]

Y’all wanna know how I know being in college right now is a joke??

It’s now 2 months into the semester and I STILL don’t know what 2 of my professors even LOOK like

[Drew Priest @Drew__Priest]

First hour of my Biology lecture today was a political comparison😑

Like no just tell me about the mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell

[Drew Priest @Drew__Priest]

I got 196 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON

[Jeff Priest @SCMPriest]

@Drew__Priest I got 523. You?

[Jeff Priest @SCMPriest]

@Drew__Priest I got 523. You?

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[Drew Priest @Drew__Priest]

Yo somebody said New Year’s “Revolution”😂😂😂

[CMilt, MBA @therealcmilt]

Next year, THIS, will be the most dangerous man on Cincinnati's roster. He stood and watched THE WHOLE trophy presentation BY HIMSELF after they lost to us in the Peach Bowl. #4 Justin Harris, I see you. TAKE IT PERSONAL. To me, this is powerful... #chills
(Get this to him) 🙏🏾

[Drew Priest @Drew__Priest]

“I just work there for free money!!”

???😂😂???

[Drew Priest @Drew__Priest]

We really all bouta get masks as stocking stuffers this year😂😂

[Drew Priest @Drew__Priest]

Nothing gets on my nerves more than hearing the voice of the self-checkout machines at Kroger

Something about how impatient and demanding it sounds just makes me want to choose violence

[Drew Priest @Drew__Priest]

What if grey is just all the colors humans can’t see and that’s why there are different shades

[Drew Priest @Drew__Priest]

Semester: 1

Week: 12

Zoom meetings attended: 147

Tests taken: 9

Sleepless nights: 28

Hours of sleep lost: 239

Emails sent: 63

Times I’ve said “Huh”: 621

What I’ve learned: Absolutely Nothing

[Drew Priest @Drew__Priest]

Them ChuckECheese ticket counters would get this done a lot faster😂😂