Andrew Carpenter

[Andrew Carpenter @Drewc7659]

@AznPanda30 Cry harder. Packers get as many calls as the chiefs. Should probably fire MLF.

[Andrew Carpenter @Drewc7659]

@RupertLowe10 How? What boat can make it there without American help?

[Andrew Carpenter @Drewc7659]

@RonFilipkowski Tell me you never been on one without telling me. You’re a fucking idiot.

[Andrew Carpenter @Drewc7659]

@RepSaraJacobs 18000 is not nearly enough

[Andrew Carpenter @Drewc7659]

@ZeekArkham I moved here from Chicago in 2020. Same story, different job. I don’t miss it either. It’s fun to visit but my home is Florida. Covid was the last straw for me.

[Andrew Carpenter @Drewc7659]

@PattyMurray What kind of spectrum are you on?

[Andrew Carpenter @Drewc7659]

@SenateGOP Obviously neither do you!!!

[Andrew Carpenter @Drewc7659]

@LeaderJohnThune You fucking suck ass

[Andrew Carpenter @Drewc7659]

@mchooyah @USNavy So no clothes. Awkward.

[Andrew Carpenter @Drewc7659]

@HLC_actual You know the toilets use salt water. That’s why they look brown. No amount of cleaning will fix that!!

[𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 ✨🎵 @Hoang_HQ]

I’m violently laughing 🤣

[Andrew Carpenter @Drewc7659]

@LeaderJohnThune I hope you step in cow shit

[The Random Guy @RandomTheGuy_]

Give that green parrot an Oscar right now... The dramatic delayed reaction was absolute perfection 😂🦜

[Andrew Carpenter @Drewc7659]

@LeaderJohnThune Better get right with those SD folks cuz your name across the country is a shit stain on my shoe.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨WILD🚨🚨

KEVIN O’CONNELL “INFORMING” KYLER MURRAY AND JJ MCCARTHY… WHO THE #VIKING STARTING QB WILL BE.

TEARS.

💀💀💀

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

It’s settled. I’m buying a donkey. 😊

[Andrew Carpenter @Drewc7659]

@MahyarTousi Duh

[Andrew Carpenter @Drewc7659]

@LeaderJohnThune @SenateGOP Worst leader I’ve ever seen!!

[Andrew Carpenter @Drewc7659]

@LeaderJohnThune @SenateGOP You suck Thune. We all know you’re lying about the save America act.

[Andrew Carpenter @Drewc7659]

@LeaderJohnThune @TaxCuts Count to 50. Dick. Pass the SAVE act