Drewski

skinny legend

[Drewski @DrewsDumbTweets]

you don’t hate politics: you live in fear of sharing your opinions due to a systematic divide polarizing the populace down its core and sparking perpetual argument over seemingly answerless issues thus leaving a negative connotation with the term “politics” itself

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thinking back on the time i saw the EXACT spot some guy got struck by lightning, photo mustve been taken merely minutes after (warning: chilling stuff)

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[me about to tell a complete lie ive made up]

“You cannot make this up”

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What do i even google to find more of these

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that screenshot feature where you can crop and then snap the boundaries to precisely what you want is fucking huge for the program

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@ShitpostGate

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Choose one

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dude really took the idea and walked

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having an evil twin just wouldnt hit the same if they were fraternal

[Wenting @zephray_wenting]

Bought a prison laptop on eBay. Thought it should be just some generic laptop with a clear shell, turns out it's actually a bit more than that.

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@tomandmartys after carl yuan clutches up

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took all morning but after crunching all the numbers i got some unfortunate news

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@mikegiarraputo In one year it will be playoffs, therefore it’s exceedingly likely that nobody will be coaching the New York Jets.

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@JainwinCheese @4chan_green @insultsrare

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optimus prime went viral on tik tok now my house is without mf electricity 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@GoneCrazyFights

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the new york FUCKING jets.

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@carinciceceliaa Cece has tweeted at 4 am
On some silliness like green eggs and ham

Asparagus is green? sure as i am a man!
But why share with the world, what here was the plan 🤔

For cecelia does not want green eggs and ham

-Dr. Drewss

[Drewski @DrewsDumbTweets]

wackest first day of naval academy ever. i thought we’d be studying submarines or the history of sea warfare but i just got home from back to back lectures on fucking cara cara oranges then one about bellybuttons???