DSP

The Offical Twitter Account for Drew’s Small Penis!

[DSP @DrewsSmallPenis]

🚨 Trade Alert 🚨

We’ve acquired DK Metcalf and a 2026 2nd from M00S3 in exchange for Jayden Higgins and our 2026 1st.

Going all in on the 2025 title run.

Welcome to DSP, DK 🐧💼 #DynastyTrades #FantasyFootball

[DSP @DrewsSmallPenis]

🚨 Trade Alert 🚨

We’ve acquired Mike Evans and a 2027 3rd from Big D’s Squad in exchange for Brian Robinson and our 2026 2nd.

Going all in on the 2025 title run.

Welcome to DSP, Mike 💼 #DynastyTrades #FantasyFootball

[DSP @DrewsSmallPenis]

Source:

Chris Godwin wants out of DSP and the team is currently fielding offers for the 28 year old wide receiver.

Godwin is coming off a very respectable season so DSP shouldn’t be lacking in offers on the table.

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨

DSP has traded James Conner to @CollinGurian for @BrianR_4 and a 2025 3rd Round Pick

Welcome to the team @BrianR_4 !!

[AB @AB84]

Nigga of the Day #CTESPN

Got Scottie winning this weekend

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨

DSP has traded a 2024 4th round pick to @LilAsian0_ for @Ctillman04

Welcome to the team @Ctillman04 !!!

[DSP @DrewsSmallPenis]

Draft capital is key to a rebuild.

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@notsolilasian Ayo

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨

DSP has traded Dalvin Cook to @CollinGurian for:

Devonta Smith
2023 Second Rounder
2023 Third Rounder
2024 Third Rounder

Welcome to the team @DeVontaSmith_6 !!!

We thank @dalvincook for everything he has done for us and wish him well on his future endeavors.

[DSP @DrewsSmallPenis]

Would like to proudly announce that we have brought on Sam Presti as an Assistant GM to guide us through this rebuild.

Welcome Sam!!

[DSP @DrewsSmallPenis]

Breaking: DSP is currently fielding offers for star running back, Dalvin Cook

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Welcome to the team @RobTonJr !!

DSP has acquired Robert Tonyan from @GregTheLegszn for a 2023 Second Round Pick!

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@wxrner_ @bgoldstein33 OH MY GOD 64🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[DSP @DrewsSmallPenis]

@wxrner_ I think you’re actually braindead. WE HAVE 200 M LESS ON THE PAYROLL AND STILL WON THE DIVISION LAST YEAR

[DSP @DrewsSmallPenis]

@wxrner_ Ya when you have 300 M payroll you should be in first you fucking degenerate.

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@wxrner_ Cry bitch

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@wxrner_ Dodger fan bias, humble yourself

[Joe Mama @joeslikethat]

@bigmatt23_ @Dodgers @AdvanceAuto You will never get a jersey you stinky bitch

[DSP @DrewsSmallPenis]

@FunkFan34 also maybe post

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@FunkFan34 trust me i was