drewtarian

What there is to know about running and ultras, i know. Everyone else is a ******* ****

[drewtarian @Drewtarian]

@ukrunrambles Who is this?

[drewtarian @Drewtarian]

First Brit. It's not a thing.

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You've done a blog about your run? Thanks I'll definitely not go and check that out.

[Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser]

Nutella Crepe.

[drewtarian @Drewtarian]

Take the stick out of a strawberry split and replace it with a banana. You're welcome.

[drewtarian @Drewtarian]

Anyone got any tramadol? I'm off to run an ultra.

[drewtarian @Drewtarian]

Spot the odd one out: I once ran 50km. I have a blog. I have value as an ultra running blogger. I think I'm good looking.

[drewtarian @Drewtarian]

Hi guys I'm going to ask you a question about ultra running but really what I mean is look at me I'm running this epicly hard race.

[drewtarian @Drewtarian]

40-50 something year old blokes who run a bit - on ultra running community forums - who don't understand social media #allseenem

[Motherboard @motherboard]

Text this number to see how unhealthy your lunch was: https://t.co/qulbmhmhrH

[drewtarian @Drewtarian]

I will soon be announcing my 2016 race calendar together with nutrition plan for each key training block #whogivesafuckingcatsshit

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@NickDeGreene that's disgusting. Such a shame

[drewtarian @Drewtarian]

Hi guys if your race report is 3500 words then it is about 3400 words too long. Possibly more. Cheers #ukrunchat

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@UltraTrailGB apart from enduroman 200.

[StravaWankers @stravawankers]

Here we have a classic case of #stravawanker @mikew30

[drewtarian @Drewtarian]

Can anyone honestly tell me they know how to read a map? #ukrunchat

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Sometimes when I am getting dressed for work I sneak a quad guard on under my suit trousers so I know I'm an ultra runner #shitwealldo

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Just off to get me a shit ton of quinoa #ukrunchat

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This is weird. I have 60 strava followers but only 2 kudos on my 3 mile walk... Must be some kind of display error for other users.

[drewtarian @Drewtarian]

Kung po chicken without the batter is not drewt. It's not even a THING