Modern Drifter

Tales from post-reality America...exploring the world you live in

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@CoachWhiteMuse “Big shot, C.” 🤮

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@Jacobtheclipper It’s not in this clip, but that no-look three sealed the deal.

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@landofthe80s I want a hamburger - no, I want a CHEESEBURGER. I want a hotdog, I want fries…

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@GenTXer2 When I want something and I don’t want to pay for it.

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@Suzierizzo1 Trump looks like wannabe Dollar Store Temu James Spader in “Pretty In Pink”

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@aidnmclaughlin @VanityFair

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@MikeJoPro Agree 100%. I voted for Harris in 2024 - think she’s great and would have made a fantastic President. But her look at it has come and gone. Not to mention she’s been MIA for the last two years. If she's the Democratic Presidential nominee in 2028, the Democrats will LOSE.

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@thejackhopkins He used to do a little but the little wouldn’t do it, so the little got more and more.

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@EdKrassen I can’t believe how much coverage this “Trump Promises $5000 Checks” is getting - all news/media outlets have been discussing it all day long. I can’t believe people are actually taking it seriously. I can’t believe people are talking about it like it would ever actually happen.

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@KimmmBrulee Straight Hallmark Channel

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@BeyondFest @am_cinematheque 4K Blu-Ray Director’s Final Cut Box Set is coming out when? Need to know…

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@HQNewsNow Of course he’s aware of them. He and his sons are the ones who are perpetrating them.

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@TheRickWilson That’s some Fyre Festival shit right there is what that is

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@Robertfantauzzi If Lawson does that stupid shit when they play France, Team USA is going to get pole-axed.

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@depressionlesss In whatever afterlife may await, there are only a handful of people I hope to see there - immediate family members, mostly. But I hope, with every fiber of my being, that all of the animals will be there.

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@HQNewsNow

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@flapprdotnet New meme gold mine unlocked.

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@yashar When I first saw this, I thought it was a trailer for a new horror flick from A24. Which, I guess in its own way, it is. I mean JFC this is one of the creepiest trailers I’ve seen in a long time.

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@ShowCaseShabazz I saw a clip of this that had subtitles. He was saying “Caitlin, darling, seriously, when are you finally going to drop this ridiculous charade and come play for Italy?”

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@GrowingUpRetro Thanks for lending me The Donger - he’s really bitchin’