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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

[Luka Doncic @lukadoncic]

#MFFL

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

time for the IMMIGRANTS ARE STEALING OUR JOBS crowd to either clock in or shut the fuck up forever

[California Department of Water Resources @CA_DWR]

The military did not enter California. The federal government restarted federal water pumps after they were offline for maintenance for three days. State water supplies in Southern California remain plentiful.

[Big RN @Divionaaa]

Like yall I had no idea this was going on in Cleveland

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You are talking about arresting and deporting children you fucking Nazi

[jasmine dickey @_JD20]

that’s bc people think DEI means black people.

[Grandzaddy Bri 👽 Smartistabeauty @BriHallOfficial]

Censorship on these apps has gotten so bad I had no idea there were global protests about our election happening

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

The first coach in NFL history to defeat Trent Baalke.

Liam al Gaib

[audrey @declanlynqh]

people in the replies saying this is good because people will be judged on how well they work and not their identity… people are genuinely STUPID the whole reason the act was created is because employers WERE judging people on their identity and discriminating

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Gotta love the British press.

[Jeremiah Warren ◡̈ @jeremiahjw]

75% of immigrant farm workers didn’t show up yesterday in Bakersfield because of fears of ICE raids under the new presidency.

America’s rural and agricultural regions will be the hardest hit from Trump’s immigration policies. Food prices are going to skyrocket.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”

[Neo @NeoWokio]

8 straight hours of office work is totally fine though! We promise!

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Lol. You can't make this stuff up.

[Miami Papi🥀 @miamipapiiii]

What's your gender now?

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

two types of autism
https://t.co/9hbmSve5jd

[Chief Tanuki @ChiefTanuki]

Elon tripping balls as usual #Inauguration2025

[That Blame Guy @ImToBlame]

This is the new secretary of defense. He’ll be in charge of the most powerful military in the world. The largest and most complex organization in government.

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

did he just……..