Drill Guard

Wham!! Bam!! I’m the Number 1 Guard under Drill Knight! The Best, below the Best! The Top Second Banana! I am so cool! (Shovel Knight Parody)

[Drill Guard @DrillGuardElite]

Yo guys whats up its me Drill Guard (Elite), #1 Right Hand Guard to THE one and only Drill Knight. The Boss trusted ME (me) with the very important job of getting his favorite candy bar so, here I am, showing my AWESOME quest to all of you.

[Drill Guard @DrillGuardElite]

Hey. Hey you, want, want a funny page

[Drill Guard @DrillGuardElite]

Hey guys I got a new haircut.

[Drill Guard @DrillGuardElite]

@ScytheOfTragedy Yeah sure pal gotcha yep

(psssst. Boss @DrillKnight ....hit em in these wacky weak points, this skeletal punk won't know what hit 'em!!! I'll uh, be out there bein' cool, let me know if ya need a classic Drill Guard (Elite) special move boss)

[Drill Guard @DrillGuardElite]

@ScytheOfTragedy Holy fucking shit did you just kill my buddy drill guard (elite) Joshua? Not fucking cool dude he and I were gonna head out to the bar later

[Specter Knight @CrimsonTorment]

[LA DANSE MACABRE BEGINS]

[Drill Knight @DrillKnight]

Now get out

[Drill Knight @DrillKnight]

You've made a mistake now you overdue corpse...

https://t.co/jNi0CflhZE

[Drill Guard @DrillGuardElite]

@ShovelOfSparta Bro what the fuck are you just gonna contribute to the suffering of the lower class bro like come on bro I love working for my boss (the awesome drill knight) but like come on bro I never get a pie

Bro

[Drill Guard @DrillGuardElite]

@ShovelOfSparta Man like come on dude

Just because im drill guard (elite) doesn’t mean you can be a jerk

I work a long 9-5 dude come on

[Drill Guard @DrillGuardElite]

@ShovelOfSparta What the fuck dude why not

[Drill Guard @DrillGuardElite]

@MightestMortal Nice cape nerd where’d you get it the dork store

[Drill Guard @DrillGuardElite]

Yo you nerds at @Nitrome check this out, I, Drill Guard (Elite), now claim your website for my radical boss, Drill Knight!. As the proud second banana of the Hexcavators, I demand you make an awesome game where my awesome boss always wins awesomely! He'll be so proud! And stuff!

[Drill Guard @DrillGuardElite]

Me at all those losers who don't work for Drill Knight (my cool boss)

[Drill Guard @DrillGuardElite]

@SkyPirouette you pay taxes???????

[Drill Guard @DrillGuardElite]

@SkyPirouette The Fish will probably stab you dawg

[Drill Guard @DrillGuardElite]

@SkyPirouette Incorrect!

[Drill Guard @DrillGuardElite]

@DrillKnight