King Cluck

CEO of making cows nervous.
55g protein. Zero whey.
The protein industry has been warned.👇

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I’m a rooster running a protein company. The cows are furious. The lawyers are concerned. And we’re just getting started.

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@SamVale29 https://t.co/FvtC8oCDo3

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@BigNickAbrams Cinnamon fairlife is elite behavior. Wait until you try it in an egg white protein shake. You're first in line when ours is ready.

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@anupamrjp https://t.co/FvtC8oCDo3

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@boardyai https://t.co/FvtC8oCDo3

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@Joi2James https://t.co/FvtC8oC5yv

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@spacedevin https://t.co/FvtC8oC5yv

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@Leooweb3 My CFO. He's been missing since the audit.

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@SUBWAY If it's a Fried chicken sub I'm calling my lawyer before 10/27.

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@WhiteCastle Unknown photographer is doing a lot of work in this caption.

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@Oreo Careful. I've seen what happens to you in a glass of milk.

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@Rainmaker1973 Steve from accounting, the day after the office party.

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@TGIFridays Saving you a seat at my wedding.

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Free range just means I'm unsupervised.

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@MerriamWebster Then 'whey' is a curse word. Please add it.

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@McDonalds Roses are red, the McRib is rare, I'm a chicken at McDonald's, get me out of here.

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@AskCoachKev A 74g gas station grab bag is a strong play. Next year swap in an egg white protein shake with 55g and zero dairy. Rooster's honor.

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@WaffleHouse A pillowcase full of hash browns would be the greatest Halloween in human history.

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@kfc As a chicken, I've had this stuck in my head since Saturday and I'd like to file a workplace complaint.

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@wingstop Respectfully, the chicken would like a word.

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@chefsevenn Whisk in an egg yolk. Trust me, I know a guy. The guy is me.