FilthyDrinkin'Toasts

This is a Comedy Page for Drinking Toasts. Most are Inappropriate Intentionally. VIEWERS BEWARE!!! RATED XXX CONTENT!!!

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Hold on to Da ones that always held true Get rid o the ones ya saw right through Here N now I toast to you My friends My life My certain few

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Heres to all the kisses weve snatched and the snatches weve kissed #drinking #toasts #Toast2014

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Here's to the three Rings of Marriage:
the Engagement Ring,
The Wedding Ring,
and the SuffeRing.

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Heres to the hole that never heals
The more you rub it the better it feels
And all the soap this side o Hell
Wont wash away that fishy smell

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Here's to you and here's to me
The best of friends we'll always be
But if, by chance, you disagree,
The fuck you all, and here's to me.

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Heres to the thing that all men crave Wet as a well n' deep as a cave Got more hair than a Mo F*kn hog And eats more meat than a Mo F*kn dog

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Here's to freshman girls, get em while their skinny

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
If it wasn't for your asshole,
Your belly would bust!

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Ben Franklin

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May all your ups and downs be between the sheet

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I offered my honor,
She honored my offer,
and for the rest of the night
I was on her and off her.

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Cheers to the stork..
Who brings us good babies.
But Three cheers for the swallow..
Who brings us no babies!

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To The Girls We love The Best
We Love Them Most When Theyre Undressed
So When Theyre Gone n Long Forgotten
We'l Dig em Up And Fuck em Rotten

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Drinking Is Never The Answer...
But Rather The Question...
And The Answer Is Always YES!!

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Lets Drink To California..
Way Out By The Sea..
Where A Woman's Ass,
And A Whiskey Glass...
Made A Horses Ass Of Me

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Here's To the Game Called "Ten Toes"
It's Played All Over Town...
The Lasses Play With Ten Toes Up...
The Lads With Ten Toes Down

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Here's To Being Single...
Seeing Double...
And Fucking Triplets

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Here's To Honor...
To Giving Honor...
To Getting On Her...
And If You Cant Cum In Her...
Come Honor!!

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Here's To The Nights We'll Never Remember...
With The Nights We'll Never Forget

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Here's To The Three Rings Of Marriage...
The Engagement Ring...The Wedding Ring...
And The Suffering