Maria Sauceda

Dental assistant, wife, mother.

[Maria Sauceda @DriveByFlirter]

@ComradeX02 @SavageMami95 @avocadolklore @camprockqueen If you break up with me within the first three seconds of a phone call what else is there to say? Like she hung up the phone but he broke up with her. If you going to lead the conversation with a break I will hang up on you too.

[Maria Sauceda @DriveByFlirter]

@queennikkiii @LinzDeFranco A lot of people are using Gabby's case for clout unfortunately.

[Maria Sauceda @DriveByFlirter]

Ok I know j I'm mo impugn my mini uni

[Maria Sauceda @DriveByFlirter]

@Buckeye_nut_70 @JoeBiden In science when they learn new things they change their minds. That's how science works.

[Maria Sauceda @DriveByFlirter]

@InspiredbyEmily You can barely see it's her but Spiderman 2

[Maria Sauceda @DriveByFlirter]

@McPatt_Patt No I missed it ugh, I was awake!! So mad at myself.

[Maria Sauceda @DriveByFlirter]

Can we please stop sharing the meme about Jumanji's next level? It like you're challenging the year and it's winning.

[Maria Sauceda @DriveByFlirter]

@JonRisinger It's from the Orlando science center.

[Maria Sauceda @DriveByFlirter]

Geez @mindykaling I watched "never have I ever" to laugh not to ugly cry. Also when is season 2.

[Maria Sauceda @DriveByFlirter]

@PhillyD Sex and death 101

[Maria Sauceda @DriveByFlirter]

So basically all women and doctors need to leave Alabama. Leave the state with no women and no doctors to take care of the crazies that are left.

[Bridget Smith @bredalot]

I never realized exactly how perfectly, delightfully effortless Julie Andrews was in this role until tonight. #SoundOfMusic

[MarinkaNYC @MarinkaNYC]

Who knew that Carrie Underwood was also an actress? (Not anyone watching #SoundofMusic now)

[Maria Sauceda @DriveByFlirter]

Was gonna go to bed but heard this constant booming, went to inspect and there was an orange glow. #Propanefactory in tavares exploded. OMG

[Maria Sauceda @DriveByFlirter]

I got 95/100 in this html5 kerning game http://t.co/RBp6lyZ3l1

[Maria Sauceda @DriveByFlirter]

Not gonna lie I love dancing to @MileyCyrus 's Party in the USA. There I said it. #notashamed

[Maria Sauceda @DriveByFlirter]

My #pandora just gave me a gift in the form of @katevoegele. I love it. #goodmusic

[Maria Sauceda @DriveByFlirter]

Yay! Now I get to look at @taylorswift13 all day thanks to #walgreens we have a whole section of her. Now her songs will be stuck in my head

[Maria Sauceda @DriveByFlirter]

@zachbraff I agree with you man, no more YOLO. I guess Carpe Diem is too hard to say when people are stupid. #Getadictionary

[Small Ships @smallshipsPA]

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