Drive Thru Bandits

The official twitter account of the kingpins of the fast food crime industry. They/them

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[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

A beautiful sight in Texas….

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@ProjectLincoln Just checking in

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@WhiteHouse Home for Christmas*

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@danny_funaro “Minor Northeastern city”

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This is the correct move

[Curtis Martin Sr. @Curtigga]

Woah buddy, this is not how this works. You pick a lane and live with the decision no matter how horrible or amazing. This is the absolute softest shit I’ve ever seen. I’m following this dude home and pit maneuvering him

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@McDonalds

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

snack wrap 07.10.2025

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[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

this pic of a Russian man chaining himself to a McDonald's to prevent it closing down is the most AI looking image that is actually real.

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@AirShenner @stoolpresidente @BluegrassRabbi Sorry back to our regularly scheduled tweets

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@stoolpresidente @BluegrassRabbi It’s tiring the anti Polish sentiment. It was a Nazi German Death camp

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@AmyMcGrathKY Yes it’s funny

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@TaylorRMarshall

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At Burger King in South Boston

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@EWErickson @realDonaldTrump Please no

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@LiamFromBoston So why are they not calling VP Harris out when she lies?

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[CBS Chicago @cbschicago]

Oscar Mayer Wienermobile rolls on its side in crash on Chicago-area expressway https://t.co/iZXJAocmf1

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[Ben Volin @BenVolin]

Awesome

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Thank you for your service 🫡

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Boban Marjanovic clutched up for Clippers fans when he realized missing a free throw at the end of the game would get them free chicken

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Get this man a Caesar salad now @DoorDash_Help @DoorDash