Driver One

Burned-out history teacher, Artic Driver, Philosopher, Warrior-Poet (after a few pints)

[Driver One @DriverTenFour]

I mean, I read that and think "is that a statement or an invitation?

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

More incitement from Farage?
When will it end?

[Driver One @DriverTenFour]

@oasis @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher

I probably could've swung £600 for the 4 tickets if I'd smashed the overtime for a month, but £1400? Come on Ar kid!

[Driver One @DriverTenFour]

@Elana9211 @TicketmasterUK Yep. I got to the same point after 3 hours. I suddenly felt like the kid at the end of Quadrophenia when he realises that his Mod idol is a fake

I could've bought the four tickets, if I'd had the £1400 spare... I'm only a lorry driver.
"Oasis - it's not for the working classes"

[Driver One @DriverTenFour]

@Elana9211 @TicketmasterUK Yep. I got to the same point after 3 hours. I suddenly felt like the kid at the end of Quadrophenia when he realises that his Mod idol is a fake

I could've bought the four tickets, if I'd had the £1400 spare... I'm only a lorry driver.
"Oasis - it's not for the working classes"

[Driver One @DriverTenFour]

I wonder if it tasted any different from Boris's anus? @NadineDorries?

[Mark Francewanker @FlyOnNo10Wall]

@NadineDorries Be fair Nads love, she at least did it when Parliament was on recess whereas it was sitting when you swanned off for 3 weeks on I’m a celebrity to eat ostrich testicle and kangaroo anus.

[Mark Francewanker @FlyOnNo10Wall]

@NadineDorries Be fair Nads love, she at least did it when Parliament was on recess whereas it was sitting when you swanned off for 3 weeks on I’m a celebrity to eat ostrich testicle and kangaroo anus.

[Driver One @DriverTenFour]

@NadineDorries ...and you of course were TOTALLY mature when you flounced off like Kevin the Teenager after your peerage didn't come through from Boris Johnson.
No one saw anything of you in parliament for MONTHS!
Hypocrite of the highest order.

[Driver One @DriverTenFour]

@RvrLrd @PolitlcsUK Yeah, but they are both busy manning a speed camera

[Driver One @DriverTenFour]

Looking on with horror at the US Presidential Election race unfolding...

I guess we're looking at Trump winning and God-only-knows what future for the rest of the World when he gives Putin the Green Light to continue clawing-back the old Soviet satellite states...

[Driver One @DriverTenFour]

@leetozer @BryanSwarberg That's almost racism, Tozer! 🤣

[Driver One @DriverTenFour]

@BryanSwarberg dude, wtaf? Hahaha!

[Driver One @DriverTenFour]

Please support this EDM
My postal vote for you is already sent

@kimleadbeater

https://t.co/u6eb6z6dWm

[Driver One @DriverTenFour]

What a ridiculous state of affairs: we are ordering new ships for the RN and the RFA and we can't recruit enough people to crew the ships we already have!

Pay them right, and let the RFA have free access to RN medical and dental!

https://t.co/kjTRMlS8hw

[Driver One @DriverTenFour]

@BryanSwarberg @leetozer Just found this

[Driver One @DriverTenFour]

@BryanSwarberg @leetozer Well it's true that you can't fault the prices, and we've had many a cheap family meal there when our four kids were little,but it does have a bit of a reputation for the alcoholic working up at 9am to start their day's drinking, so I'm not gonna pass up an opportunity to...

[Driver One @DriverTenFour]

@leetozer @BryanSwarberg @leetozer I feel like if that anti-northern comment isn't racist now, it will be considered such in a few years, haha. Anyway. You know you're just jealous of the beautiful North!

[Driver One @DriverTenFour]

@BryanSwarberg @leetozer ...cont...to roast @leetozer for it, never that's what (British) friends do,haha.
Love ya Lee!

[Driver One @DriverTenFour]

@leetozer @BryanSwarberg ..no get Delhi belly!

[Driver One @DriverTenFour]

@jaymurphs11 @implausibleblog You win the comments